slothian

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  1. Happy Birthday Mike!

    I think I've made my point....
  2. And on the seventh day, Ian rested. Use this thread to flag up difficult choices you've had to make and the various pros and cons of ranking films in such an OCD way! What's currently your top film? What's currently your bottom-most film? And what decade have you ranked the most often? Also, why not post your own Flickchart handle on here? It's a given that, in the near future, your list will very much be a work in progress and no-one will seriously think that you regard "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" as the best film of all time. Mine is slothian205.
  3. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    Legitimately the second choice Flickchart threw out for my ranking of Black Panther: Black Panther vs Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  4. Episode 999

    HA! Didn't see that one coming - explains the run time too!
  5. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure vs Titanic
  6. Episode 546

    Pretty sure the last 3 Dread Reel-lief segs have been part of DM proper, but hey, it's more Commonwealth Crew Content at the end of the day!
  7. And if that stops Vince's sickening fawning, that's for the best.
  8. Episode 997

    What's so frightening about MISTER NOSEYBONK?!?!?!
  9. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring vs The Terminator
  10. Help Influence Episode 51!!

    Yes, you can help influence not only the film Pandy & I use as the joint review, but the homework we assign each other to plot the range of their career. As announced in Episode 49, our subject will be Dame Angela Lansbury. Pandy & I will take an executive decision on what makes the joint review on Friday 16th February so get your ideas in before then!
  11. XFL... again

    Lolz
  12. Random wrestling thoughts

    Question: what does Noelle Foley actually do? I don't have the Network so I'm probably missing something, but she's in half of Mick's Twitter photos....
  13. This thread is designated to gather up suggestions of actors (gender neutral term for the political correctness win!) to feature on future episodes on HAA! Ideally, I would like suggestions of actors who have tried to many different films so that Pandy & I can examine the dramatic range of the subject, so that rules out Rob Schneider for a start. Also, for the time being, the Brothers Wilson would prefer to limit the scope to actors who were prominent from the 1970s to the present day, as neither of us did "film studies" (we're British) and have only seen so many films that are beyond 40 years old. I'm hoping to address this as I expand my film horizons gradually, but for the meantime, let's cap the suggestions to people active between the 1970s and the present day - I'll allow leeway if the actor was doing films in the 40s/50s/60s right up until the 80s/90s/00s but it very much depends on who said actor is. Actors used: 01: Jim Carrey 02: Jodie Foster 03: Brad Pitt 04: Christian Bale 05: Reese Witherspon 06: Samuel L. Jackson 07: Amy Adams 08: Bob Hoskins 09: Will Smith 10: Whoopi Goldberg 11: Robin Williams 12: Uma Thurman 14: Jack Black 15: Julianne Moore 16: Arnold Schwarzenegger 17: Heath Ledger 18: Winona Ryder 19: Dame Judi Dench 20: Jamie Lee Curtis 21: Sandra Bullock 22: Nicolas Cage 23: Halle Berry 25: Bill Murray 26: Dustin Hoffman 27: Meryl Streep 28: Dame Helen Mirren 29: Audrey Hepburn 30: Sir Michael Caine 31: Max von Sydow 32: Sigourney Weaver 33: Morgan Freeman 34: Dame Maggie Smith 35: Sir Christopher Lee 36: Paul Williams 37: Mike Myers 38: Jennifer Connelly 39: Dame Julie Andrews 40: Denzel Washington 41: Tom Hanks 42: Kirsten Dunst 43: Kate Winslet 44: Burt Reynolds 45: Mel Gibson 46: Nicole Kidman 47: Marilyn Monroe 49: Dan Aykroyd
  14. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    Se7en vs In Bruges The Thing (1982) vs Gravity
  15. Every Film You've Watched in 2018

    Just watched 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time. What a load of pretentious old wank. Don't get me wrong, there's some lovely effects and the dialogue portions are genuinely good, but they get sidelined for wackiness and goddam apes. FFS.
  16. Help Influence Episode 50!!

    Yes, you can help influence not only the film Pandy & I use as the joint review, but the homework we assign each other to plot the range of their career. As announced in Episode 48, our subject will be Keanu Reeves. Pandy & I will take an executive decision on what makes the joint review on Friday 19th January so get your ideas in before then! NB) We won't be covering Constantine or Speed.
  17. Help Influence Episode 50!!

    That was unintentional.
  18. Help Influence Episode 50!!

    The problem with Point Break - Matrix - John Wick would be that they're 3 action films. We didn't do that with Arnie, so something's gotta give for Keanu.
  19. Random wrestling thoughts

    Fun fact: Stavros was actually there at Wrestle Kingdom.
  20. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    The Mask of Zorro vs Darkman
  21. Every Film You've Watched in 2017

    How 'bout I draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt?
  22. 2017 Holiday Swag Thread

    Oh yeah, that too.
  23. The Doctor Who thread

    And your putative brother-in-law! I pointed out our sister's expression to him so that he could quickly backtrack before being hit!
  24. 2017 Holiday Swag Thread

    - £200 from Granny - Cards Against Humanity - 2x less rude quiz-based card games - 2x Roman detective novels - Seasons 2 & 3 of The Muppet Show - Scented bath soap (Kelly is a part time sales rep for The Body Shop). - Slipper socks - Seeds for the garden - Chocolate & beer