Missy Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Who: Prince HumperdinckActor: Chris SarandonMovie: The Princess BrideDouche move(s): Forces a young woman to marry him against her will, plots her kidnapping and assassination to stage a war, tortures her true love to ("mostly") death, lies about said true love's fate to his bride-to-be, is named Humperdinck.Who: Philip StuckeyActor: Jason AlexanderMovie: Pretty WomanDouche move(s): Attempts to rape someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 This poll will remain open until 4:30p on 31 March. As with the last round, please discuss your vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Humperdink. Nearly raping a former hooker is nothing compared to having a man nearly tortured to death, mentally torturing the woman you're supposed to marry, arranging her kidnapping, and all so you can go to war for no real reason except you want to. Anyone who argues otherwise at this point, I really want you to justify yourself. Please do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Humperdinck is truly King of the Douches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanGrrl Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Humperdinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 They both have arrogance in spades and have similar attitudes to women - 'they will like me, I just need to convince them with rape/torture' Unfortunately for Stuckey he just doesn't have the opportunity or power to truly throw himself into his douche-baggery and unlike Robbie (seriously, fuck Robbie) there's no chance of him even approaching Humperdinck's level. He does the best with what he has and, yes, I do like an underdog but it's got to be Humperdinck due to his swaggering exploitation of his power to do whatever the fuck he wants regardless. Just proves that power doucherises us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Humperdinck is truly King of the Douches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Closing up an hour earlier than planned, but that won't alter the vote: Coming as a shock to no one, Prince Humperdinck sweeps his way to victory, claiming the crown of King Douche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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