Guest Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Jack Torrance Height: 5'10" Weight: 185 lbs Species: Human Fighting Style: Inhebriated Favourite B-52s Song: Love Shack vs Aliens Height: Varies Weight: Varies Species: Xenomorph Fighting Style: Phallic Favourite B-52s Song: 53 Miles West of Venus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 The Aliens would eat Torrance for breakfast. No questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 I want to vote for Jack but all the creepy hotels in the world wouldn't save his ass from a facehugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 I didn't realize how badly I want to see Freddy vs Aliens until right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 One Alien would REDRUM him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Jack, you didn't deserve to beat Billy. You don't even get to turn around from the bar before you bite it. Or, it bites you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Would love to see Jack give birth to an Alien though, that would be over the top! Alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Jack hacks a hole in the door, pokes his face through and eats a facehugger for his trouble. GAME OVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 There is no way that Jack can overcome a Xenomorph, although I too would be interested in seeing Nicholson act out a chest explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Jack wouldn't be able to beat a facehugger, let alone a full sized Xenomorph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Jack wouldn't win a fight, but I do think he's a better villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Oh, not even a contest. Alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Aliens move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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