Stavros Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Ah. Yes, I can see how being sat next to THAT sitcom would suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Dan, bring an audio recorded to work. I sense a new segment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 What, Illegal Surveillance with Dan Toland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 What, Illegal Surveillance with Dan Toland? I'd listen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Someone photoshop Dan onto the head of Gene Hackman in The Conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 "Mr. Wilson I'm too tired to do art" Some of my class are entitled little squirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 "I'm very easy to get along with until you piss me off." So you're not easy to get along with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 All they need is "I'm not here to make friends" and they're officially a reality show supervillain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 "Mr. Wilson, how do you spell KFC?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 "Mr. Wilson, how do you spell KFC?" You spell it with an "X" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 "Mr. Wilson, how do you spell KFC?" You spell it with an "X" It's silent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 While on vacation, one of my friends is running a D&D game. While we're playing tonight, Matt's Older Brother just starts talking about Smurfette getting gang banged by the Smurfs. I start pointing out that Smurfs are inherently sexless, the Donnie Darko argument and that Gargamel can't make more. This leads into something about Gargamel's brother making a handicapped Smurfette for Papa Smurf to fuck. That leaves us speechless and then he comes back with more Smurf conspiracies. I might add the man is 39. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 And now he's talking about a stinky bucket of fish from his most recent fishing expedition. Stinking up the neighborhood. Then then smells his hands and checks to see if they smell like dead fish as well. This brings up a response of just like when he was dating his old girlfriend. Then he looks at his new iPod and starts pontificating on how they put so many songs onto such a little box. It's mainly gospel, something I know from having the program the thing earlier today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 In game, we find a guy with his eyes burnt out. We make a joke about the Ark of the Covenant. This brings a drunken comment about the Holiest of Holys, more than a movie, and then Monty Python. Thankfully, he caught the hint when I started mentioning how if he's leaving at 4 in the morning to go fishing, he should probably go to bed now... except now pants serving their purpose and how he wishes the world could do it just the same. Now we're too smart for our own good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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