SuaveStar Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 This from a service representative at a certain airlines once, almost 3 years ago when my daughter was 15 months old and we were flying back to Hawaii: "All right, sir, I have you and your wife in seats 12A and 12B, and the baby in seat 25D." I took a deep breath and said as calmly as I could "Think about what you just said." I actually had to explain why this fell into the category of Not A Good Idea. Oy. Well, maybe they wanted to give the baby a window seat? Airlines-we do the little things to piss you off, because we can. Maybe no one wanted the seat next to the emergency exit. Well yeah, cause if theirs an emergency, you'd have to help people and no one wants that responsibility. Especially Larry David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chops Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 i dare anyone here to top this While clearing buildings in a hostel town a boot asked me what/who he should shoot. How about anyone trying to kill you, you retard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Today I approached the most bewildered woman in the world. There, standing in the middle of the book store in which I work, I asked her if she needed help. I still can't believe the response that followed. "Are any of these books for sale?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Today I approached the most bewildered woman in the world. There, standing in the middle of the book store in which I work, I asked her if she needed help. I still can't believe the response that followed. "Are any of these books for sale?" *Snicker* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Student written response: "an astronaut is a hero because they can let us know when something may crash into the earth, or save us from something crashing into the earth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Student written response: "an astronaut is a hero because they can let us know when something may crash into the earth, or save us from something crashing into the earth." Why do we even have astronauts if they're not going to save us from things crashing into the earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Student written response: "an astronaut is a hero because they can let us know when something may crash into the earth, or save us from something crashing into the earth." Why do we even have astronauts if they're not going to save us from things crashing into the earth? This is a given. But for grade 12 English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Student written response: "an astronaut is a hero because they can let us know when something may crash into the earth, or save us from something crashing into the earth." Why do we even have astronauts if they're not going to save us from things crashing into the earth? This is a given. But for grade 12 English? Astronauts are awesome and I will brook no argument. And from the American's perspective, at least he spelled it correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 The following was said with an odd bit of pride: "I've had, like, seven miscarriages." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Clearly a person who knows that not passing on their genes is something to be proud of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 The following was said with an odd bit of pride: "I've had, like, seven miscarriages." Seven foetuses (foetii?) that would rather abort themselves than be born, it would appear. Dubs, is that now the worst thing I've ever typed? I've been paranoid this last month..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Didn't you have to write an Sikazhel match once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Not what I just heard but I just sent this text to someone: Someone just asked me why you have a picture of your butt on your Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 While in the student center today, I overheard a group of geeks (and to be clear, I don't mean that in a condescending tone at all--I mean, duh, look at where we're posting) talking and one of them was playing the opening theme to Tim Burton's Batman and someone asks him why he's listening to it. Well, one of them blurts out, "I still like that movie better than the new ones." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chops Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 jokers corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 The following was said with an odd bit of pride: "I've had, like, seven miscarriages." Seven foetuses (foetii?) that would rather abort themselves than be born, it would appear. Thats nothing, I've caused like nine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Clothes hangers cost money, superkicks to the stomach are free. It's simple economics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I should feel bad, but I'm more amused about confusing the elderly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 No, I got it. I just think you broke my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 No, I got it. I just think you broke my zimmerframe. Ah Dan, you make it so easy. :happy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Upon perusing this dating site for what will likely be the last time, I came upon the profile of a girl that described herself as a "grammer natzi". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 About a half hour ago, a guy who had to be at least 35 years old ran and stopped me as I was leaving the campus library to tell me how attractive I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Upon perusing this dating site for what will likely be the last time, I came upon the profile of a girl that described herself as a "grammer natzi". Oh lord! A guy who had to be at least 35 years old ran and stopped me as I was leaving the campus library to tell me how attractive I am. And your response was...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 A guy who had to be at least 35 years old ran and stopped me as I was leaving the campus library to tell me how attractive I am. And your response was...? "Okay." And then I walked away. It didn't offend me or anything, but it was still creepy since the dude was at least 10 years older than me. And although I'm closing in on 26, I can easily pass for 16 or 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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