Dread Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 A guy who had to be at least 35 years old ran and stopped me as I was leaving the campus library to tell me how attractive I am. And your response was...? "Okay." And then I walked away. It didn't offend me or anything, but it was still creepy since the dude was at least 10 years older than me. And although I'm closing in on 26, I can easily pass for 16 or 17. Des goes to start writing the pilot for a remake of 21 Jump Street starring JD. That's your Hollywood name now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Upon perusing this dating site for what will likely be the last time, I came upon the profile of a girl that described herself as a "grammer natzi". It's a new religion, they have a cookery book out called "Kein Mapf"it's a good book, but it talks way too much about the final solution to loads of problems with cooking today. And although I'm closing in on 26, I can easily pass for 16 or 17. Maybe you should post that on a dating site..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 A guy who had to be at least 35 years old ran and stopped me as I was leaving the campus library to tell me how attractive I am. And your response was...? "Okay." And then I walked away. It didn't offend me or anything, but it was still creepy since the dude was at least 10 years older than me. And although I'm closing in on 26, I can easily pass for 16 or 17. Des goes to start writing the pilot for a remake of 21 Jump Street starring JD. That's your Hollywood name now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 A gentleman just called me and asked if a picture of him in a wig was sufficent to change his name on our system from Marc to Marcie. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 A gentleman just called me and asked if a picture of him in a wig was sufficent to change his name on our system from Marc to Marcie. Ah good old Marc. Ah good old Marcie. Yes, it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyle Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 About a half hour ago, a guy who had to be at least 35 years old ran and stopped me as I was leaving the campus library to tell me how attractive I am. :laugh: Don't get on the bus with him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I lied before. NOW I've taken the most bizarre call ever. We run background checks on everyone who wants to do business with us. Her: "What do you look for in a background check?" Me: "We look at credit history, criminal records, and licensing history." Her: "Criminal record? Fuck. Okay, can you give me an example of what might be allowed to skate through and what's a dealbreaker?" Me: "Well... no. I don't make those decisions." Her: "Have you ever seen anyone have any problems getting licensed with a cruelty to animals charge?" She then proceeded to explain that the "cruelty to animals" was a total crock, as all she had done was have a "special relationship" with her dog. I'm pretty sure I was talking to a drunk woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 That. Is. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Good Lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 If I wrote a book, no one would believe a word of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 And people say I'm a sick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 She not old enough for you, suave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Well, in dog years :devil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I wonder if that caller Dan spoke to was a relative of Michael Vick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 This particular brand of "animal cruelty" was altogether different than that pioneered at the Vick Institute for Canine Pugilism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I have no bloody clue what you guys are talking about.... Someone else can point out the irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I have no bloody clue what you guys are talking about.... Someone else can point out the irony. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 "Cruelty to animals", which is what Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick went to prison for in the literal sense (running dogfightas and breeding dogs for fighting), is also the charge that gets thrown at a person who's been caught having sex with an animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Thank goodness I didn't have to be the one to explain it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 The thing is this: People are into whatever they're into, and I seriously don't (or at least try not to) judge. I don't get it, but to each their own. However, is that really your opener with the company you want to do business with? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 The thing is this: People are into whatever they're into, and I seriously don't (or at least try not to) judge. I don't get it, but to each their own. However, is that really your opener with the company you want to do business with? Really? Interviewer: "So, what intangibles do you feel you can bring to our pet store?" Woman: "Well, I have an excellent rapport with animals." Interviewer: "Really? What do you mean?" Woman: "My Bruno is a champ. He and I love each other very much." Interviewer: "I think we're done here..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 repore=rapport Sorry, force of habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 repore=rapport Sorry, force of habit. One of those words that I can never remember how to spell correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Two women just walked past, and one of them was going crazy over Donnie Wahlberg: "Oh my god! Donnie Wahlberg was on stage and dropped his pants! His pants!" Her companion then asked, "Who's Donnie Wahlberg?" Yeah, that didn't make me feel old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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