"Look, I don't care who she sleeps with, but that horse is mine!"
Overheard cellphone conversation at work.
Did I just hear that?
Started by The Master, 13 Mar 2008 01:06 PM
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Dan
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 08:07 PM
I am in TEARS.Last night I overheard two ladies leaving a Christian bible study. This is what was said:
"So that's why the Jews are so successful. I thought it was just because they are God's chosen people."
I really want to know what the first part of that conversation was.
DFTBA.
Now I'll never rule the world! I hate this job!
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Dread
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 11:28 AM
"Why should I read 1984? It was written, like, 10 years before I was born!"
Night Des Is.
Des once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then he buried him in an Italian cemetery so he could kill him again.
Koete
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The Master
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 11:40 AM
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Doug
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 11:41 AM
Thats a pretty good line
Spoiler
'Cha bro's, anyone care to Lax?
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Dread
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Posted 03 June 2008 - 12:24 PM
A student just pointed out how cynical I am today...time to lighten up.
Night Des Is.
Des once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then he buried him in an Italian cemetery so he could kill him again.
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Jack Fetch
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Vader knows what you did.
Posted 08 July 2008 - 04:16 PM
6 year old: My brother has a girlfriend. She's white.
Me: What does that have to do with anything? There is nothing wrong with that.
6 Year old: Yes there is.
And he turned around and left. What the fuck?
Me: What does that have to do with anything? There is nothing wrong with that.
6 Year old: Yes there is.
And he turned around and left. What the fuck?
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Dread
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 12:09 AM
TOTALLY forgot to mention this last week but before and at times during Hellboy 2, two girls sitting in the row behind us were talking about DK and about how one went to a costume party with a bunch of friends dressed in a Batman theme. She was talking about how long she took turning a bikini and leaves/flowers into a totally awesome but very revealing Poison Ivy costume. She went on to say how self conscious she felt wearing it and didn't have it perfect because she couldn't find a green nylon bodysuit so she got pale green thigh high stockings.
I decided not to turn and lear both to see how hot she could ossibly be and to make it noticeable that people could hear her during the movie but after the movie, the credits are rolling and we stand up and she says, "I would totally go bi for Selma Blair" and I look behind to see the hottest redhead I have ever seen in my life, tv, movies, magazines and otherwise. Smoking hot. I almost said "I'd risk the poison"...you know if I wasn't a pussy or married.
I decided not to turn and lear both to see how hot she could ossibly be and to make it noticeable that people could hear her during the movie but after the movie, the credits are rolling and we stand up and she says, "I would totally go bi for Selma Blair" and I look behind to see the hottest redhead I have ever seen in my life, tv, movies, magazines and otherwise. Smoking hot. I almost said "I'd risk the poison"...you know if I wasn't a pussy or married.
Night Des Is.
Des once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then he buried him in an Italian cemetery so he could kill him again.
Koete
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Dan
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 12:18 AM
Again, I say... you lucky bastard.TOTALLY forgot to mention this last week but before and at times during Hellboy 2, two girls sitting in the row behind us were talking about DK and about how one went to a costume party with a bunch of friends dressed in a Batman theme. She was talking about how long she took turning a bikini and leaves/flowers into a totally awesome but very revealing Poison Ivy costume. She went on to say how self conscious she felt wearing it and didn't have it perfect because she couldn't find a green nylon bodysuit so she got pale green thigh high stockings.
I decided not to turn and lear both to see how hot she could ossibly be and to make it noticeable that people could hear her during the movie but after the movie, the credits are rolling and we stand up and she says, "I would totally go bi for Selma Blair" and I look behind to see the hottest redhead I have ever seen in my life, tv, movies, magazines and otherwise. Smoking hot. I almost said "I'd risk the poison"...you know if I wasn't a pussy or married.
DFTBA.
Now I'll never rule the world! I hate this job!
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Dread
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 12:51 AM
Well, she wasn't wearing the costume at the time!
Night Des Is.
Des once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then he buried him in an Italian cemetery so he could kill him again.
Koete
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James D.
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 01:44 AM
She was naked?!
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 01:57 AM
She was naked?!
In my eyes she was...
Night Des Is.
Des once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then he buried him in an Italian cemetery so he could kill him again.
Koete
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Calling my Egyptian blood to bear me flowers
Posted 20 July 2008 - 04:02 PM
Earth-2.net, where redhead fetishists can feel at home.
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The Master
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 05:17 PM
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Dan
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 05:22 PM
:urock:
DFTBA.
Now I'll never rule the world! I hate this job!
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