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    Who Killed Lara Palmer?
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  1. Uncut Gems: while I like this movie a whole fuckin lot, I think it’s like. Just great? And not the most perfect thing ever? That said, it’s really great. And I can’t believe I’m saying that about a Sandler joint. Films Watched: 5
  2. Congrats, Molly. And welcome to The Trans Experience.
  3. Streets of Fire: it’s pretty good, tbh. Everything’s a bit wooden, but other than that, it’s good. Films watched: 4
  4. ARQ: It's a Netflix Original joint. Holds up pretty well from the last time I watched it. Films Watched: 3
  5. I'm cautiously optimistic about this. It looks interesting, but. I don't know, my gut's telling me to be worried about this. At the same time, tho, I want to go and see this thing.
  6. Ringu: First time I watched the Japanese version. I liked it, generally, although I feel like I enjoy the American version more. Films Watched: 2
  7. Mandy: Wanted to start the year off with a fuckin banger. Films Watched: 1
  8. I don't really believe in the whole 'your best is different from your favorite' thing, so I'm just doing this as one list: 2010: Shutter Island 2011: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol 2012: Resolution 2013: Evil Dead 2014: Nightcrawler 2015: Mad Max: Fury Road 2016: Green Room 2017: Atomic Blonde 2018: Mandy (Also best of the decade) 2019: Us
  9. I know I'm late to the discussion, but the Watchmen HBO series is just absolutely *chef's kiss*.
  10. Knives Out: It's kinda like the slightly worse, white person version of Sorry To Bother You, if that makes any sense. Basically: I enjoyed it, but I doubt I'll be going back to it with any regularity. Films Watched: 54
  11. Don't Breathe: Watched it last night, and honestly? It's really good. Films Watched: 53
  12. The Ring: The first American remake. It actually holds up super well, considering it's an American remake of a Japanese film. Films Watched: 52
  13. The Stepfather: It's. Fine? Terry O'Quinn is awesome in it, but other than that, it's okay. Films Watched: 51
  14. You Might Be The Killer: It's. Standard? It's basically a comedy horror movie with a very slight twist. But, hey, interesting. Films Watched: 50