DON'T GIVE DC ANY IDEAS!
I can see it now, the next DC editorial meeting to determine the next crisis:
Editor 1: We need another crisis.
Writer: But we've had three in the last few years.
Editor 2: I agree.
Writer: Thank you!
Editor 2: Not with you.
Writer: *sigh*
Editor 2: Anything with "crisis" on the cover sells.
Editor 1: Exactly!
Writer: Fine! What's the "crisis" this time?
Editor 1: Remember when Superboy Pr... er... the lone survivor of Earth-Prime punched reality?
Writer: I don't like where this is going.
Editor 1: Well, what if shards of reality got stuck in his skin?
Editor 2: YES! And now, as he pulls the shards out, reality changes!
Writer: Oh god...
Editor 2: So the heroes have to stop Sup... the lone survivor of Earth-Prime from pulling out the remaining shards, or else they face the end of reality as we know it.
Writer: Soooo... they have to take away his tweezers?
Editors 1 & 2: BINGO!
Editor 2: Since this is a criss, we have to kill a Flash
Editor 1: Jay?
Editor 2: Too easy.
Editor 1: Wally?
Editor 2: We just brought him back.
Editor 1: Bart?
Editors 1 & 2: HA HA HA HA HA!
Editor 1: I know! Let's bring Barry back, then kill him an issue later! No one will see it coming!
Editor 2: That's a green light!
Writer: And what are we calling this crisis?
Editor 1: Final Crisis II: One More Time
Writer: *sigh*
Well done, sir.
You forgot to mention the part about the writer signing over at Marvel where he is forced to write tie-ins for a crossover that pledges to change the Marvel U forever. Those tie-ins interrupt the flow of his fledgling book that was just getting its own steam and developing an audience until the crossover confused everybody. Fans drop the book in droves and the writer falls into an alcoholic binge until, he's hired as a DC editor!
The cycle continues!!!