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  • Birthday 12/30/1989

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  1. Happy Birthday Mike!

    Many happy returns!
  2. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    Black Panther, easily.
  3. Black Panther

    They're completely different characters, and the mantle of Black Panther and the crown are central to the movie.
  4. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    Fellowship. T2 would be a much harder call.
  5. Venom

    Sure you can. There's not a fucking thing besides that to sell a Venom movie on.
  6. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    Se7en The Thing Gravity is a theme park ride.
  7. Episode 991

    I was hoping we'd get a classic Toland/Sims bit like Dan going "she's a very famous porn star," and Mike going, "huh, I didn't know that," but alas.
  8. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    The concept is good, but the execution is ultimately a pretty typical superhero movie when the humor isn't falling flat on its face. It tries to juggle ridiculous stuff like the machine gun leg and expecting us to genuinely give a shit about Peyton and his girlfriend, which I think is a tonal failure. There are also a bunch of moments when the film cuts away when Raimi would go grosser, having to water down his style to try to appeal to mainstream audiences. Fifteen years later, Raimi has Doc Ock's arms massacre a hospital room and it's a better Raimi scene than anything in Darkman.
  9. The All-Purpose Flickchart thread

    Darkman is a terrible movie.
  10. Animaniacs Thread

    This is that "Netflix should bring back the 90s X-Men cartoon" article, except real.
  11. Animaniacs Thread

    90s nostalgia train keeps a' rollin'.
  12. Happy Birthday Koete!

    Thanks, gang!
  13. Every comic you've read in 2017

    Look, if you want to draw one-handed, own up to it. You just look ridiculous going on about creators' rights while still thinking drawing a dick is going to make you gay or some shit.
  14. Every comic you've read in 2017

    Reminds me of Adam Hughes saying he had to get drunk to draw Doctor Manhattan's dick.