Mr Mockery

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    *grabs popcorn and awaits Ian's return*
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    Can we get Will to dub Ian?
  3. I also forgot to mention that Altho from Beetlejuice is a child molesting English teacher who gets his hand snapped off, the violence meted out to multiple fake cats and the one scene that has Stephen King, Tobe Hooper and Clive Barker in it.
  4. Hard Rain to see Freeman playing a villai . March of the Penguins because Freeman's vocal track was credited with making it a success and it would be your first documentary.
  5. I may have started watching this on YouTube. And thus the cycle of abuse continues.
  6. I'm currently watching a film that is so Tirades worthy I can practically hear the accompanying James and Damien soundtrack. Are you fine gentlemen familiar with Stephen King's Sleepwalkers? The main cast are Brian Krause from Charmed, Mädchen Amick from Twin Peaks, Alice Kirgre and a whopping Ben Kingsley paycheck for Ron Pearlman. EDIT Having just finished watching it I'm delighted to discover that it has a real protagonist and it is a cat called Clovis, who as far as I can tell is de facto town Sheriff by the end of the film.
  7. Basically Axanar fucked it for everyone else. From what I've seen they got greedy when they started crowd funding for their second film. Why did they need 100k for the second film when they already had sets built and costumes made from the first one? Fan films and Paramount had a cordial relationship and the guys behind Axanar took the piss. As Dan said Paramount HAD to do something as they're required to do so and as a result of this they're going too far the other way in order that they don't have to go through all of this crap again once they've sorted Axanar out in court. The people behind Axanar created this mess and other projects that have been going longer and done their best to play nice with Paramount are going to be the ones hit hardest through no fault of their own. Fuck Axanar
  8. Are you not a fan of Britney?
  9. Maybe we could consider doing a few specials where we watch a few episodes of a show that we otherwise wouldn't cover due to the length. Get a flavour of it.
  10. Just looked it up and there are 44 episodes of Baywatch Nights...Fuck no!
  11. Agent Carter is a very good call. I just bought season 1 on Blu-ray. I have vague memories of the insanity that was Cop Rock (in particular some guy singing about the fact that he sold babies) so I think that should go on the last too. I don't know if I have the have what it takes to sit through Baywatch Nights.
  12. Thank you all for the birthday wishes and apologies for the lateness of my response. Been hip deep in podcast editing recently. P.S. I'm 39 Wilson you douchecanoe!
  13. That is definitely on the list. I loved that show and it deserved to run longer.
  14. I've also read The Shining Girls and it is fantastic. I'd recommend reading Moxyland if you can find it. It is a sci-fi story structured similarly to The Shining Girls in that you are show the story from a different character's perspective every chapter but it is set in a near future South Africa. I'm currently reading Foreign Devils which is the sequel to The Incorruptables. It is a fantasy western set in an alternate America where the Roman empire never fell and colonised America. They have technology based on harnessing demons. They are used to power everything from paddle steamers to guns.
  15. I don't know why this is even under discussion. Catwoman is a lock It's just deciding on the other 2.
  16. Ah, the Jumpin' Jack Flash gambit.
  17. Sorry, but it's 1-0 to the boy Hemmings after that exchange. Well played Sir.
  18. I like the idea of rotating hosts. I think one person should sign up for the whole insane journey and pick up hitchhikers on the way. As a scientific experiment to find out what exposure to his back catalogue does to him. As you say though, let us leave such plans upon the back burner until such time as 'demand Wilson boys done gone recorded.
  19. Nic Cage cast? I'm in. His entire filmography though only films where he is the lead or main co-star (no cameos or bit parts) in chronological order. A section of Earth 2 The Show perhaps. The title? DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL WATCHING NICOLAS CAGE
  20. I assume you're in the Ian position for most things...that's why it's called the Ian position.
  21. I'd vote for Face /Off for the reasons previously stated. It's like a really violent remake of Freaky Friday and Cage is off the chart bonkers as Castor Troy. Raising Arizona for an early comedy role and Leaving Las Vegas as that's what he won the Oscar for. I'd give an honorable mention to Ghost Rider just for the image of Ian's skull bursting into flames with rage.
  22. I do remember seeing a couple of episodes of Cop Rock. We may have to visit it just to see how Ian processes it.
  23. Discovered this great YouTube parody show from they guy behind Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series. Very funny and well worth a look.