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Unless it's been done before, maybe a topic about the bizarre dreams we have why not?

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For instance, last night I dreamt I met Elden Henson in the bathroom of this hotel-boat/ship hybrid, at which point it was revealed he was there to rob the place and the events that followed were a mix of the film Under Siege and an episode of Cowboy Bebop. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What are some of yours?

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The one that always sticks out:

For some reason I bring Rihanna to board game night at my friends house.  But first, I have to get everybody to sign an NDA.  But when my friend takes a picture his victory in some game, he gets Rihanna in the background.  And for some reason, with his 33 followers, it goes viral.  And this, again for some reason, lands me in a 'rap beef' with Drake.  Which then leads to a tag team rap battle in the Skydome after a Blue Jays game.  Only, Jose Bautista homers in the 9th (major bat flip) to send it into extras.  And then I wake up.

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I had a dream a few years ago that I was back in high school. The funny thing about it was I looked around and all of us were the age we are in present day. I looked at my former classmates and said "Why are we here? We are all in our mid to late thirties* and have long since graduated. Let's get out of here."

*Now that would be early to mid 40's.

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Last night I had a dream that I was being attacked by a giant snake. I woke up too frightened to move. I wondered what it meant. Reproductive problem? change? Not an hour ago, I heard the word "python" and then it all came clear. The township between where I live and where I work has had a python reported missing. So I am relieved to know that my subconscious was reminding me that there is a 14 foot snake on the loose somewhere near my house...... Oh No. 

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3 hours ago, Rjoyadet said:

Last night I had a dream that I was being attacked by a giant snake. I woke up too frightened to move. I wondered what it meant. Reproductive problem? change? Not an hour ago, I heard the word "python" and then it all came clear. The township between where I live and where I work has had a python reported missing. So I am relieved to know that my subconscious was reminding me that there is a 14 foot snake on the loose somewhere near my house...... Oh No. 

Hahha!

i killed a snake with my lawnmower a couple days ago. It was like "Is that a -- *vdddt* Oh shit!"

I dreamt the other night that I was sitting at a patio table beside a huge dumpster and all of a sudden a huge weird high pitched noise kicked up and I was like "that's the rats in the dumpster!" and then Ib woke up at 4:30-ish AM to that exact noise from the birds outside my bedroom window. My neighbours cut down two dead trees in their front yard and that clearly pissed off the birds that were coming back to their hangout spot early in the morning after a night of partying.

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This time I dreamed I was in a class studying rap music. Today we were meant to listen to Tyler the Creator, and for some reason Tyler was a student in the class. He started going around being his troll self, and was kicked out. We continued listening, and it was only when I woke up that I realized the song in the dream was an Earl Sweatshirt song.

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I dreamed last night that I was a guest auctioneer for a suped up Mercedes, but I was really tired and couldn't keep my eyes open, so while I was barely able to read the copy another guy was keeping tabs on who was bidding and what amount. That guy went on break at the end (because why not?) and the last bid anyone could remember solidly was 22K and it was by Donald Trump. We were desperately trying to find the guys who bid after him as we were all sure it happened, but he ended up winning and I got really mad.

I think it was about NAFTA.

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