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Pouches. Everyone in the 90's needed tons of way to small to be functional pouches.

For breath mints.

With so many hot chicks walking around you wanted to make sure your breath smelled great at all times. Even during superbattles.

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Pouches. Everyone in the 90's needed tons of way to small to be functional pouches.

For breath mints.

With so many hot chicks walking around you wanted to make sure your breath smelled great at all times. Even during superbattles.

That explains cyclops. He never knew when Jean might spring back to life, hence 50 pockets each of which held an individual tic-tac.

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That explains cyclops. He never knew when Jean might spring back to life, hence 50 pockets each of which held an individual tic-tac.

Plus he had Psylocke going at the time. She was wort a breath mint or two in that ninja outfit. Yowza!

True.

I also love how the Human Torch is wearing the jacket as well.

Unstable molecules explained everything in the 90s.

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That explains cyclops. He never knew when Jean might spring back to life, hence 50 pockets each of which held an individual tic-tac.

Plus he had Psylocke going at the time. She was wort a breath mint or two in that ninja outfit. Yowza!

True.

I also love how the Human Torch is wearing the jacket as well.

Unstable molecules explained everything in the 90s.

They were the punching reality of yesteryear.

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Guys. Guys. Guys. You're missing the point. Scott didn't have all those Tic Tacs for his breath. They were for Jean's. Just imagine how rank the breath of a dead woman would be.

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Guys. Guys. Guys. You're missing the point. Scott didn't have all those Tic Tacs for his breath. They were for Jean's. Just imagine how rank the breath of a dead woman would be.

When are those mainpage awards? Because this is the post of the year.

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Not sure if this is the right thread for it or not, but...

This pretty much says it all about Rob Liefeld.

drq, this made my day...and it's not even 10am!

Highlights:

-In conclusion, I hate Rob Liefeld and he should be thrown in a well. (still thirty more pieces of "art" to go!)

-it's supposed to excuse the fact that he's a lickshit with the artistic ability of 2 girls with 1 cup. In the big finale, Bloodwulf shoots the boss in the head one time (ka-blam) and manages enough force to sever the head completely from the body and still be accurate enough to pop out the guy's eyeball. Thank goodness Bloodwulf shot him in the neck hard enough to break the spine off a foot below impact and spill the body's supply of stringy goop. And look, even the fat guy is covered in pouches.

-Rob Liefeld likes to draw lines all over his characters. So when he gets a chance to draw Spider-Man, a super hero with lines all over his costume, what does he do? He adds metallic reflections to his head and shoulders (the same reflections as Juggernaut's helmet, so mystic metal and cloth reflect light in the same way), cross-hatches his boots, and colors his belt a different color so he doesn't have to draw on it.

-In this issue of Youngblood, the team jumps out of a helicopter to infiltrate an oh son of a bitch just quit it

-No one in Rob Liefeld’s world ever just stands like a normal fucking human being.

Brilliance

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Check out Spider-Man swinging in on a jungle vine. Jesus Christ Liefeld drew a dog’s hindquarters on him. Just straight-up a dog’s ass and legs.

That was awesome.

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