Dread Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Power goes out at work.5 minutes later.Student: "Whoa...did the power go off or something?"No, fuckwad, we're sitting in the dark with the emergency lamps on and our alarm beeping at the front door at 1pm on a Friday because it's fucking fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenalphabro Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 The jokes write themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 Kevin Smith gave his daughter Harley Quinn the actual bat that is used in the Suicide Squad movie. This is her reaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 I just love how random this comic has gotten.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Â http://www.deviantart.com/art/Got-Spooked-Hands-On-591882969Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donomark Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 I feel bad, this image should not make me laugh like it did. But the lack of context cracks me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 .......the fuck?? I mean, there has to be some context to that, otherwise Spider-Man is cheerily playing down a harrowing assault! I hope that this "Skip" is on some kind of register.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Hahahaha! I LOVE the editorial caption: Hey kids! Wondering what issue the web-crawler got diddled in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Kind of amazed that got referenced in a regular comic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Scenes from last night:J: Your boyfriend is Luther Arkwright trash.(a bit later)J: Ugh, stop it, SMS.Me: I do believe the phrase is "can't stop, won't stop"Me: Yeah, I just Taylor Swifted ArkwrightJ: My girl. (we may need to come with a warning for diabetes or something.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Adventures in families taking public transport: My dad and sister came down to Chicago yesterday. They made it out to the Evanston-Davis stop in time to catch the last Metra train up to Kenosha. However, in their unending brilliance, they waited on the wrong side of the station, and thus missed the last train out, making it so that they had to catch a taxi to Kenosha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Looks like I'll be going to ACen his year. Had fun when I went 6 years ago, we'll see how it goes this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Day 3 of 50 straight days of working 10+ hours days. I have yet to adjust to this new schedule. The joys of lame duck employment, a vastly stupid sense of loyalty and theoretical extra bag of money. That said, why the fuck did I think this was a good idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 Years ago, I had a LiveJournal. I mainly wrote in it between the years of being a college sophomore and kind of junior. It was basically just me bitching and being a bad-spelling, generally toxic person. After watching a Vlog about cleaning your internet dust, I decided to reread the thing. It was cathartic and, seeing that there was no reason for it to exist anymore, deleted the thing. That was more cathartic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 (edited) For my D&D campaign tonight, my party doesn't know what to expect. They at most suspect vampires. Little do they know that they're facing death-cultist vampires conspiring to summon the king of hell to devour the sun.Yeah. I go overboard sometimes. Edited May 20, 2016 by dc20willsave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Name him Freckles the Fire Fracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 How many of these BBC shows have you seen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 How many of these BBC shows have you seen?I got all the way down to Shit! It's Merlin before realizing it was fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 What, no Cake & Beans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 I feel like I'm owed royalties somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 ...the British and their fucking royalty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Today I was driving near a school and slowed down to 25 mph. the truck behind me honked their horn. I looked behind and saw the person had a "Oh wait I get it" look on his face nodded apologetically and gave me a thumbs up for respecting the safety of the children. And that is what road rage is like in Indiana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Meanwhile, in Chicago, there have been 20 reported shootings on expressways in 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Here's all of A New Hope as an infographic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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