SuaveStar Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 You know, I suck at using quotes, they always feel so forced when I use them in essays. I'm writing an article where I'm trying to keep quotes to a minimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I think I have just read the only essay on earth to begin with a Mussolini quote and end with an Uncle Ben quote. Would've been better if it were an Uncle Jemima quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I think I have just read the only essay on earth to begin with a Mussolini quote and end with an Uncle Ben quote. Would've been better if it were an Uncle Jemima quote. And you regain another cool point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I gotta remember to pull my pants up when I go to the library... See below... Damnnit! I came to school early today so I could study and not be distracted. So, of course - sit down in the study lounge of the library and see this really hot guy who's ass is hanging out of his pants with the underwear pulled up just right. So, instead of being distracted by the tv and internet, I am instead distracted by a great ass. Damnnit! Out of curiosity, was the fool's hat turned sideways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I gotta remember to pull my pants up when I go to the library... See below... Damnnit! I came to school early today so I could study and not be distracted. So, of course - sit down in the study lounge of the library and see this really hot guy who's ass is hanging out of his pants with the underwear pulled up just right. So, instead of being distracted by the tv and internet, I am instead distracted by a great ass. Damnnit! Out of curiosity, was the fool's hat turned sideways? No, I think he just didn't realize his pants were down that low since when he stood up to leave, he pulled them up. Damn this was a good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dc20willsave Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I'll buy four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dread Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I've always wanted something that can hold my keys AND fire armor piercing shells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Not to mention those countless times you find yourself shooting down a helicopter AND needing to open a can of tuna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Hey, fighting recoil takes protein, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Logan Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I'm reminded of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Well, I was bored in a class today, so I made up a to do list for what I feel I have to do for my classes for next monday. Marking on here, so that I can look back, score things up and keep on track with it. 1. Finish international article (Halfway done) 2. Finish feature article for PR project 3. Write radio script 4. Record radio jingle 5. Record radio sweeper 6. Write article on stand up comedy classes in Glasgow 7. Watch daybreakers 8 Record daybreaker thoughts 9. Start work on video project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Here are some upcoming Deadpool variants: Wolverine: Origins #45 Mighty Avengers #34 Web of Spider-Man #5 Tails of the Pet Avengers (Yes, that's the right spelling.) Dark Wolverine #83 (This one might be NSFW, so...) Not Safe For Work I just like how that one uses the trade dress as the shower curtain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I totally just punched myself in the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 After he helmd the "successful" batman franchise, Tim Burton was slated to helm a superman reboot with a kevin smith script and Nicholas Cage in the lead. The film was scrapped and we ended up with Superman Returns. They say Nick Cage was bad in Ghost Rider, thank GOD this didn't pass. It looks like someone stuck Nick Cage's head on an action figure. If you think they tight rubber batsuit with nipples was bad, you haven't seen anything. This is the reason you don't see shirtless Nick Cage scenes, it's so tight it bonded to his skin like a sybmiote which he still wears to this day. The following image may frighten small children who will be scarred by their favorite hero looking so ridiculous. No, unfortunately this is not photoshopped, it's real, I got it from a smallville podcast I listen to. Now you want to go watch Superman Returns to be thankful for what we have, right? The quest for Peace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 "COVERS! MORE SHINIER COVERS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I totally just punched myself in the nose. Maybe next time it'll listen and hold your glasses up like it's supposed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 It seems funny now but those are out of 20-odd Deadpool variants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 I am so broke right now that dinner is tuna out of a can. Only one more week until my student loan kicks in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Yup. It's ramen for me until I get my tax refund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 ... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Deadpool meets Deathstroke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 On the way home from work today three Oompa-Loompas got on the train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Did they sing you a creepy song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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