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Missy

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Dubs, that's awesome.

I'm going to propose something. The term "fiance" is boring and out-dated. We need something new. I propose that when two people are planning to get married, they call each other "Accomplice in Awesome." Think about it.

Bob: So, my fiance won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Me: Snore.

Compare to:

Tom: My Accomplice in Awesome is watching the linoleum curl.

Me: Wait, what? You have my total attention.

Not only that but, even after marriage, you can continue to use the title. Plus, if the marriage ends on good terms, both members can say that their relationship was just too awesome to last.

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When we were engaged, and Megan will verify this, I refused to say the word Fiance. I fucking hated it. I thought it was a stupid fucking word. I introduced her as my wife-to-be or craft the sentence to add "we're engaged" if it was necessary.

I also hate "partner" when you're talking about a spouse and not, you know, your fellow bank robber or something.

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