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Ganked from Eli Roth's Twitter:

I just told Quentin about the kinky fan fiction going on. I'm going to show him, so if you're gonna add to it, do it now! Link in a sec

And people think I'm naughty: http://bit.ly/FLfvm

Basterds Porn Fanfiction! And no, I did not write this! (yet...) http://bit.ly/FLfvm

Seriously. I'm not kidding. I'm going to show Quentin all the Livejournal Kink Meme stuff fans have been writing. Fire away!

I am not easily shocked, but my jaw was on the ground when I saw that. So of course I had to share it with the world.

It doesn't offend me, it's just not true to the character. Plus, I can't write my own gay sex fanfiction, that's just gay.

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People look at me like I'm mad, when I said that when I get my own flat, I'm going to get a cat.

Who smokes cigars, wears a trenchcoat, and used to teach philosophy.

Also, I want him to go by Mr Snigglesworth the V.

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Due to the rubberiness of the suit, it looks sort of fake, but this is supposedly a very real test picture of Nic Cage as Superman:

500x_nickcage.jpg

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Wow, that's going to take years of therapy to erase.

Actually, I'm sure that I've seen that costume (the fake muscle shapes and glossy sheen, not the colors and the symbol) somewhere else before. I think this might be a photoshop.

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Just a guess, but I think that's rubber skin covering his chest. So the "slit throat" look is the fake skin meeting real skin.

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Due to the rubberiness of the suit, it looks sort of fake, but this is supposedly a very real test picture of Nic Cage as Superman:

500x_nickcage.jpg

Isn't that Nick Cages head photoshopped onto an old eradicator figure? God I hope it is. Thank god Marvel threw him Ghost Rider and hopefully satiated his desire to be a superhero. Nick Cage could be very few major comics characters, maybe in his youth he could have been Jack Knight. Nowadays he's best suited to being a villain, he'd probably be good as Black Mask or something. Problem is that his quote is so damn high that you can't afford to make a film with Cage in it that also has any other stars or a notable director. Hence the dreck he's always in now.

On a completely different note I'm planning on joining the Anime club at uni once I've checked it out. They've mentioned Cosplay pub crawls and requiring an open mind, but they do also say that you can be as involved as you like, so that's cool.

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So I pulled some serious Batman shit at rehearsal tonight. We we carrying the villain in for a scene. And he's standing on this table, and we're walking it along the ground. One of the legs catches and it tips, and he starts falling, I immediately drop my corner and catch him on my shoulder before he hits the ground. I didn't even think. It just happened. Like, one arm around him, one on his leg. And the best part was, Zac and others were spotting him, and after I caught him, Zac was like, "That's what you have spotters for." My reply: "The spotters didn't do anything. *I* caught him."

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Your profile says you joined in November.

Yeah... it does. I meant to post.. Nah I'm not going to lie. I just miss-entered it into my calender. Going on 2 years, and still a noob.

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So I pulled some serious Batman shit at rehearsal tonight. We we carrying the villain in for a scene. And he's standing on this table, and we're walking it along the ground. One of the legs catches and it tips, and he starts falling, I immediately drop my corner and catch him on my shoulder before he hits the ground. I didn't even think. It just happened. Like, one arm around him, one on his leg. And the best part was, Zac and others were spotting him, and after I caught him, Zac was like, "That's what you have spotters for." My reply: "The spotters didn't do anything. *I* caught him."

Awesome.

I keep telling people that repeatedly watching Spider-Man teaches you important life skills, but no one will listen.

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just got homw from blink 182 concert

They are still around?

Well, since the lead singer can't mooch of Avril anymore...

Isn't that Sum 41? Blink 182 reformed after the drummer nearly got blown up in an aeroplane fire. Or summat.

Tonight I'm watching a play based around the Carry On films after I meet my mum's cousins for a spot of pizza. The north of England is bizarre!

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Isn't that Sum 41? Blink 182 reformed after the drummer nearly got blown up in an aeroplane fire. Or summat.

As of February 2009, they're back. (or so Wikipedia tells me)

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My latest history project consists of me being James Madison for a 15-20 minute oral presentation. I'm going to dress up. With a hat! I'm psyched.

Also, would this be a good time to go British? Did the American colonists still have British accents in the 1700s?

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Also, would this be a good time to go British? Did the American colonists still have British accents in the 1700s?

I'd go with a light accent. Nothing too thick, but definitely not the full-on Shakespearean tone.

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