Darque Edge Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 Post your favourite quotes in here. Transmetropolitan. Spider Jerusalem (while repeatedly hitting someone in the face with a chair leg): This is the chairleg of truth, Fred! Can you hear it? It says 'Shut up', Fred! Can you hear it? Fred: I don't know anything, I swear it's the truth! Spider (continuing to pummel him): Do not offend the chairleg of truth. It is wise and terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Heat Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 Consider that line stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Edge Posted March 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 From Preacher: 'I'll have the chicken Salad...hold the chicken'. 'Hold the chicken?' 'There's nothing else I can eat. I'm vegetarian' 'You're vegetarian? Hey, I know this brilliant recipe for quiche! What you do, right, is you get the quiche, right, and then you throw the stupid fucking thing out of the window, and cook yourself a steak like any normal person.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Edge Posted March 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 From 'Sandman'. 'It is the fools perogotive to point out that the emperor is wearing no clothes. But the fool remains a fool, and the emperor remains an emporer.' Add some more! Doesn't have to be mature readers, just good quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Edge Posted March 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 I am fully willing to keep doing this until someone else posts. God: It's not for you to understand my ways, Tulip. All you need do is accept. And trust Tulip: That's funny, that's exactly what I used to hear in Sunday School. I didn't like it then, either. I've never been one for blind faith. I've got my own theory: I don't think you're such hot shit. I reckon you're scared of meeting Jesse face to face - and I notice you've quit the fucking silly special effects, too. God: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH! I am leaving. You go to Jesse Custer, and you tell him this has been a warning. You tell him that unless he forgets this ridiculous attempt to hunt me down, things will be much worse the next time. I am a loving God, Tulip - but DON'T PUSH IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 From Preacher: Jesse: Hey. Tulip: You came after me. Jesse: I had to. People like you an' me don't find each other too often in this damn world. Please come with me, Tulip. Tulip: No. No, that's not fair. You haven't the right to say that to me, and you know it... You'll hurt me again, you'll break another promise, you'll -- Can't you see it makes no sense for me to come with you...! Jesse: Oh Tulip, of course it don't. What we have ain't born of reason or logic 'cause love never is. It's stupid and crazy and irrational, 'cause it comes from in here, an' that is one thing that never makes no sense. But I do know that I have got to change a little, if this macho bullshit you talked about is gonna keep getting' in the way. We don't gotta just accept the way things are. Just like we don't gotta let ourselves be lessened by death or any other damn thing. Just like we don't need no God to shape the world for us. We can make our lives the way we want them -- or we ain't worth nothing. Now take my hand an' I swear I'll love you 'til the Goddamn stars go out. Tulip: You're -- crying -- Jessie: I guess I must be learnin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Edge Posted March 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 From Transmetropolitan: Assistant: We stripped his (Spider Jerusalem's) apartment. Left no way for him to get or give out information except his phone. Royce: His phone?! You left him his phone? You fucking idiots! Don't you remember Prague? Don't you remember how many people died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Edge Posted May 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 Let's start this back up shall we? From 'Preacher'. Cassidy meets another vampire, who is a thinly veiled Lestat ripoff.. Vampire: But mortals fear us...and why shouldn't they? After all, we are the dark mirror of themselves, we are the... Cassidy: Aw, fuck me, you're a wanker! Vampire: Wanker? Is this one of these eastern hungarian terms? Like 'Umpir'? Cassidy: No, it means you spend too much time playing with yourself. It means you've got your head stuck up your own arse. Wanker. Noun. One who wanks. Aww, I'm sorry, I'm just disappointed, y'know? All this time, and I finally find another vampire, and, well, it turns out he's a bit of a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drqshadow Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 One who wanks. CLASSIC!!! Every once in a while, Autumn and I will bust out with a "HA! HA! It is OUR Skooky Bird!" It's from an issue of Sandman. drq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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