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Someone please tell me if the following conversation makes any sense at all to you.

Me: Hey, where were you yesterday? I called like a billion times.

Her: Sorry about that, I don't know.

Me: ... okay was your phone not working? Were you busy?

A good seven minutes pass.

Her: I was busy.

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Someone please tell me if the following conversation makes any sense at all to you.

Me: Hey, where where you yesterday? I called like a billion times.

Her: Sorry about that, I don't know.

Me: ... okay was your phone not working? Were you busy?

A good seven minutes pass.

Her: I was busy.

If it was a face to face conversation, she's probably mentally ill.

If it was IM then she lied to you...badly.

Sorry

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Do what I did. Put on 10 pounds a year, every year, until he loses interest. That way while he gains the height and the strength, you stil have the weight advantage.

that's funny and frightening all at the same time dan

thank god I am an only child lol

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I saw an uncle this weekend for the first time in almost three years. The conversation went like this:

Him: You've put on some weight

Me: Gee thanks

Him: No...I mean the last time I saw you you were skinny.

Me: Yeah.

Him: You carry it well.

Me: Is this a compliment or backpeddling?

Him: I don't know.

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Handed in my essay. I know I failed the first attempt, which is a kick in the crotch.

My friend who handed his in on time as well, after re-writing just said this to me over the phone:

Not exactly what was said, but around what was right

Him: Yeah, I'm going to see him on Wednesday and see if I can just hand in my long essay.

Me: He won't allow it.

Him: he will, he'll just cross reference it.

Me: Ok, I'm right though.

Him: well I'm asking anyway.

Is it just me or will the guy tell him to go fuck himself?

Although he handed in a version, it was the short version.

And people say I'm an idiot.

Hi D.W!

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For all who were wondering:

I was at Brett's hospital room for about five hours today. throat's sore from having a tube down it most of the morning, annoyed from a gel eyedrop he has to take since they didn't tap his eye shut during surgery, and he has a lot of scarring/burn on the right side of his face. He's in good spirits though and is supposed to be out on Thursday.

I might post a picture later, suffice it to say, he will by far be the best looking Two-Face on Halloween

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I know, but it fits ya. And not because it's a common name. Deaux is a great name, but not everyone will know how to spell it. J.D. keeps the mystery.

S.K. just doesn't have the same ring to it. ;)

ok then Catwoman lol

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