SuaveStar Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 You guys would be the entertainment! Can I be the designated driver? I mean I can't Legally drive..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Well, at least two of us are straight edge, so that wouldn't work. You guys would be the entertainment! Yeah, I can see it now. I do my stand up routine, and Mike does a Powerpoint presentation on the merits of cartoon nudity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I don't drink either (except when wine is being served with dinner) and I CAN legally drive. I'll be the designated driver. Everyone can pile into my Element, which only has four seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 As it turns out, I don't drink either. I have an Explorer, so people can pile in the wayback if they need to. The shocks aren't so great, but I know that might actually be a positive to some people, depending on what you were thinking of doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 What do you think Dan, between the two of us, we can get everyone home? Crossing the Atlantic Ocean might be a little tricky though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Well, I have........this pack of Salt and vinegar pringles! You know......once you pop........you can't....stop. Lets all watch the first matrix movie and enjoy it! Then lets watch the second movie and moderately enjoy it. Then we can watch the third movie and just pretend it never happened. No one better even think about bringing up the animatrix! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Nothing is too tricky for a rusted out Explorer with a screaming fan belt and dodgy tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I drive a Ford Focus. Between all of the trash, books, and clothes that have piled in the back. It'll only be able to hold James and 12 of his clones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 And I take the bus....Also no booze/smoke/drugs over here. Anyhow, the power cord on my Lappy is fucked. No power=no lappy, which sucks because aside from all the cool stuff I have on there, all of my notes are on that computer, and all of my assignments too. If I don't get a replacement tomorrow (which is $100, and I'm living off student loans) I'm going to have to re-write a 1300 word short story from scratch to be handed in on Tuesday, also those notes would be helpful now since we only got two weeks left in the damn semester. Also the place that most likely has the replacement is clear accross town, and doing that on the bus on a Sunday is like trying to run a marathon wearing cinderblocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I drive a Ford Focus. Between all of the trash, books, and clothes that have piled in the back. It'll only be able to hold James and 12 of his clones. *shakes fist* Oh, wait. You're probably right. I don't drink, and I drive a Grand Am GT with a rebuilt engine, so if anyone wants to race, let's go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Okay, then most of us don't drink. What a boring, depressed bunch of fuckers we turned out to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Not boring and depressed, but safe and responsible...most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 And some of us need to be alert in case we suddenly have to drive home to watch Matlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 "Drive home." Like you should be out anyway at your advanced age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin B. Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Advanced age? Come on, Dan was born only two years before Moses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 It was a year and a half. It only seemed longer because I skipped third grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Well, at least two of us are straight edge, so that wouldn't work. You guys would be the entertainment! Yeah, I can see it now. I do my stand up routine, and Mike does a Powerpoint presentation on the merits of cartoon nudity. Water just went flying through my nose. My screen is wet, My Nostrils hurt, My ribs hurt from laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Sweet leaping Jesus in a smoking birch bark canoe, am I the designated rummy for these forums?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Sweet leaping Jesus in a smoking birch bark canoe, am I the designated rummy for these forums?! Someone had to be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Sweet leaping Jesus in a smoking birch bark canoe, am I the designated rummy for these forums?! I'd fight ya for that there title...but I'm too drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I do drink. I've just started on a bottle of Cognac I got from a regular customer and I do drive. I drive a van with two front seats and enough space in the back to really injure a dozen people as I speed recklessly round some corners. Come on, lets have a traditional Christmas massacre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 If I ride with you Stavros, can we knock down old women carrying bags? That way I can have my fun, and we can have food for the party! Everyone wins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I'd like to bring you Suavestar but you know if I try to bring you south of the wall I can get two or three years of jail in the nearest roman town. You know the immigration laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I'd like to bring you Suavestar but you know if I try to bring you south of the wall I can get two or three years of jail in the nearest roman town. You know the immigration laws. The laws are changing, it used to be you'd get stoned for being the devil incarnate. Then your picture would be taken to suck away your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Georgey-Boy, don't worry. I'm a goddamn alkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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