Professor Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 I get off of work and get into my car, which has the radio tuned to sports talk radio. And they first thing that I hear? "You know what, Kelly Kapowski was kinda a whore." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 I get off of work and get into my car, which has the radio tuned to sports talk radio. And they first thing that I hear? "You know what, Kelly Kapowski was kinda a whore." I rewatched some Saved by the Bell this evening, and I gotta say, I think Kelly was kinda a terrible person. Whore? No but more than a little vapid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Naive, perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 I really wish I had gotten a picture of the sign but when we were out the other day, we drove by a sign that read: "The Children of the One Way Farm Desperately Need Meat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 That, or if I had gotten a better picture of the First Church of Heavy Metal black school bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 We were eating lunch at a local Chinese Buffet when I heard this girl start talking about the fanfic she wrote where the Doctor is the Easter Bunny and how it makes sense since he doesn't have to regenerate into a human and Christmas doesn't agree with him and we never see the Doctor at Easter. It takes every iota of will not to crack up as she starts talking about Captain Jack having a thing for rabbits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Don't you mean it took "every iota of Will" not to crack up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Did you have to roll a 20 to save against cracking up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 I like puns, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 A girl on my bus talking about Neil Patrick Harris: "I think it's disappointing. Not that he's gay but that he's not straight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 That sounds like a line from an unmade Seinfeld episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 I truly wish I could describe the conversation I overheard at the Union Station kiosk between a construction worker and a fifty year old black lady about Iron Man (pronounced Aaaaaaaion Man). It was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 This is actually a facebook post by a friend of mine. He posted this link to this- 22 Unbelievable Places that actually exist http://www.boredpanda.com/amazing-places/ Which is great, some of those pics are amazing. His comment was "Wow, God is so creative". I come at a comment like that with cynicism anyway since I'm not religious, but even without that context "God is so creative" seems oxymoronic. He's supposed to be the creator! It's like saying "those carbon-based lifeforms sure can breathe that air!" Of course the second thing wrong with that is a little more obvious. Over half these places are man-made, with flowers grown as crops or gardens created to look that way. You can say "god is so creative" when you're looking at natural rock formations or stuff like that, less so when saying how amazing those tulip fields are. God did not arrange them in colourful stripes. All this without accessing my deeper arguments against the logic behind believing in a benevolent creator who apparently made shit just so tourists could say "wow". The backslapping conversation that followed between him and another girl who is similarly religious was REALLY hard not to spoil. "Yay, god made all this to show us he's really there" etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 "Wow! Your penis is weird!"I don't know the context, nor do I want to, but someone in the hall just said this to someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 I assume the context is that someone has a weird penis. And is showing it to people in the hall. Hopefully he is being compensated for same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 Mine grandmother just said pussy. Repeatedly. I hate this baby shower so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 I hate this baby shower so much. You just described every baby shower ever from a man's point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 There are no men here. Except for the estranged father of the mom to be, who's gay, and with my uptight Lutheran family, it's fantastically awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 Wait. Your relative got pregnant by a gay guy, and he's hanging out with the religious side of your family? Take notes then write a screenplay. Hannah's gonna be rich, everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 For added hilarity, it took him sixteen years and four kids to figure out he was gay. This is the dad of the mother to be being celebrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 12, 2013 Report Share Posted May 12, 2013 My grandmother, on electronic baby registries: "You have to reprint it every time you come into the store!""Well, yeah.""But in the age of electronics, why would you have to reprint it?""Grandma, how would your magic sheet of paper hook up to the registry?""...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 "It's time for the brown!" - the Future Mrs. Wilson Imagine the dual horror when I realised she meant the new Dan Brown book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Ew. Last time I read a Dan Brown novel (also the first) I was spending the day stuck in a hotel room evacuating myself in all directions. As sick as I was, those short dashes to the bathroom became blessed relief from a world of implausible conspiracies and tell-don't-show writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 "So I said to her, look, girl, I gotta make you choose. Your religion or me. And you should pick me, 'cause Muslim is stupid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 Winner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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