James D. Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I stole this from the Oratory. You're stuck in a mall teeming with zombies. You get: 1 weapon 1 song playing in the background 1 person to team up with (fictional or real) What/who do you choose for this rather unfavorable situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Weapon: Zombie Repellent Bat Spray Song: 1960s Batman theme song Companion: Batman (Adam West version) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Laff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 The Death Star. Fuck that small arms shit. "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains Jennifer Connelly. We'd have to repopulate the species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 The problem with the Death Star is that you're left without a planet afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 It's a space station the size of a moon. Who needs a planet? Sure, It'd be nice to keep the Earth alive(you know, for sentimental reasons). But if the zombies make it out into space, the universe is fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Everybody knows that you're insane by QOSTA A shotgun. Shia laBeouf. That way i can turn on Shia laBeouf, shoot him and die a happy man. The zombies will take care of the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Fire Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benetar Kate Beckinsale Actually, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've had this dream before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Fire is a poor choice of a weapon against the undead. Think about what Jason did in Freddy vs. Jason. It doesn't kill them straightaway, leaving the zombies to roam about setting more stuff (RE: you) on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Shotgun "Tie You Mother Down" by Queen (I have no idea why, just popped into my head.) Rose McGowan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 This is assuming you're going by the Jason zombie rules and not the "Of the Dead" series zombie rules. Depending from canon to canon fire can either be extremely effective or completely useless, admitedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Another reason not to fuck with that small arms shit. The movies might be wrong. Just destroy the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted July 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 I would never choose a gun for such a predicament. When you run out of ammo, you're fucked. You need a weapon that can last for a while. Here are my choices: Weapon: A sword cane--provides both a sharp weapon (blade) and a blunt object (steel sheath); the sheath can be used to bludgeon zombies if the blade breaks or dulls. Song: "Pressure the Hinges" - Haste the Day Partner: Alexander Anderson--The dude's job is assassinating undead creatures. He has an unlimited supply of razor-sharp bayonets and is quick about getting rid of ghouls and vampires and the like. He can also regenerate lost limbs. Easy choice. The only problem is he tends to get a little psycho with the Old Testament stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Spiked Baseball bat Search and Destroy by Iggy and the Stooges a bottle of Crown Royal rye whiskey Zombies look out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 A sword of some kind. It would have to have a decent amount of weight behind it if I was going to do any real damage to the bastards. Party hard by Andrew WK Wonder Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 One of those magic shotguns what never runs out. Mississippi Queen. The chick from Garbage. Handcuffed to a radiator. You know, for later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 The chainsaw gun from Gears of War. Good for distance, and also when they get too close. Momma We're All Crazy Now. Wolverine. Chances are I wouldn't even need to use the gun cause he'd mow through them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Darth Maul's light-sabre I Want You So Hard by Eagles of Death Metal Anna Paquin. For the repopulation and the like. I don't want her draining zombies of their "powers", per se. None of them really fit together, but hey, it's my choice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 A pair of Falchions Hunger by Spectre General Wolverine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinmaru Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Lightsaber Main theme from the Indiana Jones movies Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Fictional weapons are OK? Weapon: GL Power Ring. I imagine some kind of device that seeks out and vaporizes all zombies in 100-mile radius. Song: Doesn't matter. Fight's over in less than 10 seconds. Partner: Moqtada al Sadr. So I can feed him to the zombies before I vaporize them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GL_Nerd1337 Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Weapon: My Fists Song: "The Zombies Cries" by The Uber Pwned Zombies Companion: The Lord (as my witness) Ha Ha! Just Kidding Weapon: Barret .50 cal OR Green Lantern Ring (can't choose) Song: "Reconciliation" by To The Depths Companion: Mr. Miracle (only magic can kill zombies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Sorry still trying to find out how a Forum works. Hey Gl_Nerd, just take your time, when posting and it will get easier with each post. Also and i say this from experience proof read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 I'd like to change my choices Vorpal blade An Old Friend of the Christy's by Oceansize, preferably started somewhere around the 4:20 mark (its a 10 minute track). That or The Wurzels cover of British Sea Powers Remember Me Heath Ledgers' Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Also and i say this from experience proof read. Im still learning that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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