James D.

You're stuck in a mall with zombies

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I stole this from the Oratory.

You're stuck in a mall teeming with zombies. You get:

1 weapon

1 song playing in the background

1 person to team up with (fictional or real)

What/who do you choose for this rather unfavorable situation?

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Weapon: Zombie Repellent Bat Spray

Song: 1960s Batman theme song

Companion: Batman (Adam West version)

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The Death Star. Fuck that small arms shit.

"Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains

Jennifer Connelly. We'd have to repopulate the species.

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It's a space station the size of a moon. Who needs a planet? Sure, It'd be nice to keep the Earth alive(you know, for sentimental reasons). But if the zombies make it out into space, the universe is fucked.

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Everybody knows that you're insane by QOSTA

A shotgun.

Shia laBeouf.

That way i can turn on Shia laBeouf, shoot him and die a happy man.

The zombies will take care of the rest.

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Fire

Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benetar

Kate Beckinsale

Actually, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've had this dream before.

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Fire is a poor choice of a weapon against the undead. Think about what Jason did in Freddy vs. Jason. It doesn't kill them straightaway, leaving the zombies to roam about setting more stuff (RE: you) on fire.

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This is assuming you're going by the Jason zombie rules and not the "Of the Dead" series zombie rules.

Depending from canon to canon fire can either be extremely effective or completely useless, admitedly.

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I would never choose a gun for such a predicament. When you run out of ammo, you're fucked. You need a weapon that can last for a while. Here are my choices:

Weapon: A sword cane--provides both a sharp weapon (blade) and a blunt object (steel sheath); the sheath can be used to bludgeon zombies if the blade breaks or dulls.

Song: "Pressure the Hinges" - Haste the Day

Partner: Alexander Anderson--The dude's job is assassinating undead creatures. He has an unlimited supply of razor-sharp bayonets and is quick about getting rid of ghouls and vampires and the like. He can also regenerate lost limbs. Easy choice. The only problem is he tends to get a little psycho with the Old Testament stuff...

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Spiked Baseball bat

Search and Destroy by Iggy and the Stooges

a bottle of Crown Royal rye whiskey

Zombies look out.

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A sword of some kind. It would have to have a decent amount of weight behind it if I was going to do any real damage to the bastards.

Party hard by Andrew WK

Wonder Woman.

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One of those magic shotguns what never runs out.

Mississippi Queen.

The chick from Garbage. Handcuffed to a radiator. You know, for later.

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The chainsaw gun from Gears of War. Good for distance, and also when they get too close.

Momma We're All Crazy Now.

Wolverine. Chances are I wouldn't even need to use the gun cause he'd mow through them all.

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Darth Maul's light-sabre

I Want You So Hard by Eagles of Death Metal

Anna Paquin. For the repopulation and the like. I don't want her draining zombies of their "powers", per se.

None of them really fit together, but hey, it's my choice!

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Fictional weapons are OK?

Weapon: GL Power Ring. I imagine some kind of device that seeks out and vaporizes all zombies in 100-mile radius.

Song: Doesn't matter. Fight's over in less than 10 seconds.

Partner: Moqtada al Sadr. So I can feed him to the zombies before I vaporize them.

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Weapon: My Fists

Song: "The Zombies Cries" by The Uber Pwned Zombies

Companion: The Lord (as my witness)

Ha Ha! Just Kidding

Weapon: Barret .50 cal OR Green Lantern Ring (can't choose)

Song: "Reconciliation" by To The Depths

Companion: Mr. Miracle (only magic can kill zombies)

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Sorry still trying to find out how a Forum works.

Hey Gl_Nerd, just take your time, when posting and it will get easier with each post. Also and i say this from experience proof read.

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I'd like to change my choices

Vorpal blade

An Old Friend of the Christy's by Oceansize, preferably started somewhere around the 4:20 mark (its a 10 minute track). That or The Wurzels cover of British Sea Powers Remember Me

Heath Ledgers' Joker

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