SuaveStar Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 51. James Woods can do no wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 52. All vampires want to do is fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 53. Pair a crazy, loud black dude with a man of any other race and send them on a mission to stop some bad guys and hilarious misadventures will always follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 54. Deep down, genocidal conquerors of the universe simply miss their mommies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker's Groupie Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 55. Morgan Freeman is god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 56) The absolute smartest person on the entire planet is a little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 57) In ALL circumstances, bar none, Americans are the good guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 58. Hacking into government computers is accomplished by frantically typing for 15 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 59) Everyone had perfect teeth in the middle ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 60. Stoners are fascinated by their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 61. Bullets when fired randomly will hit your target, but bullets fired straight at a target will miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 62. When being chased by a ghost or monster, the lone black person in the group will be the first to die. (If you're group is comprised of all white people, the sluttiest girl will die first.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 63. Never go back to the 1950's and have sex with your own mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 64) The moon is always full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted July 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 65. Newcomers to a mysterious/scary town will always be spoken to by some scraggly old man or woman warning them of imminent danger in some cryptic way instead of actually telling them why they should be hauling ass out of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 66. Always have a quote to say to the bad guy that can be repeated till the end of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 67. If you're guarding a prisoner, and she happens to be a beautiful woman, and she wants you to come inside the cell so that the two of you can get to know each other better, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, open that cage door. There will be no sex. Only blunt force trauma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 68. If you set up an explosion and it goes off in the background, remember to look cold and calm. Also don't forget to smoke, smoking always looks cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 69. Hideously overcomplicated death machines will always have a helpfully labelled off switch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 70. When one person starts a slow but resounding clap you cannot help but join in and shout "yeah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 71. There's a menacing red phone in the Oval Office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 72) Children never die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 73. Whenever college kids party in a cabin in the woods, it always ends in violent murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 74. Fat people are always funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 75) No one ever goes into shock after being shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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