James D. Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 1.) Any difficult situation or dispute (especially between older teenagers) can be resolved by break dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 2) Every attractive girl in the world has a complete and utter prick for a boyfriend whose only item of clothing is a varsity jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 3. Any insurmountable problem (building a boat to win a race, win a frat talent show, fixing up an old house, or preparing to fight monsters) can be overcome with a kickass 80s montage scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 4. The old drunk guy who nobody listens to used to be the best at whatever it is your doing and will become your coach and quit drinking when you win one game against your rivals of one week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 05. Female nerds are super hot when they take their glasses off and let their hair down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 05. Female nerds are super hot when they take their glasses off and let their hair down. 06. If your a superhero, your girlfriend will die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 7. No matter what situation you find yourself in, there is always time to fall in love. Even if you are dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 8. Old people want to stop you from dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragernok2002 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 9. Chuck Berry didn't invent Rock and Roll, Marty McFly did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 10) Every phone number begins with 555. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 10) Every phone number begins with 555. 11, The Green Lanter Ring is not the most powerfull weapon in the universe, The Look is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 12) All video games, no matter the system or time period, sound exactly like Space Invaders, and can be mastered with little more than random button mashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 13. A masked killer is NEVER dead. Don't go near him because he WILL grab your ankle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 14. Your opposite-sex best friend is your true love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 15) Explosions make noise in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 16. The girl next door, is awlays hot and will end up with a crush on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 17. All Italians are mobsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 18.) All Russians are mobsters. Or international terrorists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 19) All Asians are martial artists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 20) If your team makes it to the finals, you'll face last team you lost to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 21. Warp or hyper-drive will always fail at critical moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 22. Keanu reeves knows kung-fu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 23. All cars explode really easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 24) One day, at some point, you will, in fact, be too old for this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 25. Pastries are always in plain pink boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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