Dread Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 26. Beware of scary looking men with violin cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 27. The guy who will have a slow and painful death will be two days away from retirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 28. Guys who deliver plate glass windows will always park across the street from where they need to deliver it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 29) If it can't happen in slow motion, it isn't worth doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 30. All European bad guys sound British. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 31. Fruit stands are targets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 32) Any time you turn on the radio or television, it will always be at the very beginning of an important news bulletin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 33. Falling from a 40 story building and landing on the hood of a car will most likely result in a broken rib or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 34. A red light means stop. Green means go. Yellow means go faster. (Then again, I might have learned that from the real world.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 35. Your garden-variety terrorist is a better shooter than any nameless FBI/CIA agent, policeman, and tactical SWAT team member alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 36. Upon joining the forces of the undead, such as zombies and vampires, your flesh instantly becomes as soft as wet toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 37. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war, unless you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 38. Pavements are a great way to drive somewhere quickly. Don't worry, you won't hit anyone if you don't want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 39. Being shot in the shoulder will result only in hampered ability to use the arm attached to said shoulder. But if you grit your teeth and grunt you should be able to lift your arm well enough to return fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 40. It's okay to cheat on your spouse with a sexy stranger, because said stranger is your true love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 41. You can defeat a zombie by removing the head or destroying the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 42. If I'm ever destined to save the city/nation/world/universe from an unspeakable evil and end up captured, make sure I have a trained animal of some sort to filch the keys to my cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 43. Jumping a car over a gorge does little to no damage to your vehicle. Chasing vehicles, however, will be destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 44. running your car into a stationary parked vehicle will automatically cause your vehicle to flip regardless of the size. You may, however, land back on your wheels and still be able to drive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 45. When you turn the radio on, it will always be at the start of a song from a band who has a new cd out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 46. If someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 47. Owners of cars stolen for car chases are really nice people who never phone the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 48. In lieu of plutonium, a bolt of lightning will serve to send you back... to the future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 49) All bombs have large red LED timers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 50. All bombs will be stopped with exactly one second left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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