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I am now processing applications for 16 year old students who were born the year I became of age to vote.

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My son is almost a year old.

Try pushing 9 years old...

I don't know, Preston's son seems small for a nine year old.

Having been to a one year old's birthday party in the last few months, I can vouch for their fun-ness. A room full of one year olds is hilarious.

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Once they're in daycare/kindergarten you will know other children. And you will have to take yours to their birthday parties. Then, you will hate them all...

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Oh god, a room full of two and three year olds is a nightmare. One year olds are just fun though, all roughly able to stand and maybe walk a little and overjoyed by the simplest things.

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Once they're in daycare/kindergarten you will know other children. And you will have to take yours to their birthday parties. Then, you will hate them all...

...Is there beer?

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Once they're in daycare/kindergarten you will know other children. And you will have to take yours to their birthday parties. Then, you will hate them all...

...Is there beer?

That was the first thing that told me Darryll and I would get along. He threw a party for our kids' gymnastics class and there was beer. It's a rarity.

Of course, as I recall, he admitted that it was a carefully plotted ruse to booze me up and become my friend. So, probably no beer.

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While my hair is pristine, what I thought was a blond hair in my beard was pure white. Upon closer inspection, that fucker brought friends.

I grew a beard to look older... ...Be careful what you wish for.

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Kids graduating from college this spring have never had a time in their lives where The Simpsons wasn't on TV.

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I never watched the Simpsons. It always seemed like a show that people my parents' age were obsessed with, so I just decided it must not be for me.

;):D

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I remember watching The Simpsons before it was even a show, back when it was a segment on the Tracey Ullman Show. #OGSimpsonsHipster

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And I will still contend that while a far cry from its peak The Simpsons is still a fine show.

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