Molly Posted September 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Did I ever tell you about the time he took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Nelson takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Preston yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 He once had sex with a cigarette machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 He once had sex with a cigarette machine. Who hasn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Preston Nelson is a son of a bitch. I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury. He can't be all bad. Seriously. Who is this guy and why does he have a thread and I don't? :grumble: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Preston Nelson is a son of a bitch. I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury. He can't be all bad. Seriously. Who is this guy and why does he have a thread and I don't? :grumble: Can we call it the Dread Thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Because you haven't successfully indirectly caused the mating (re: raping) of enough werewolves with humans. Preston drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Because you haven't successfully indirectly caused the mating (re: raping) of enough werewolves with humans. Preston drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. But the werewolf rape I do organize is often characterized as "sexy" How do I purchase said ice cream truck and does it come loaded with the frosty treats or is that extra? Mike calls us all lunatics in 3...2... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Preston Nelson is a son of a bitch. I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury. He can't be all bad. Seriously. Who is this guy and why does he have a thread and I don't? :grumble: Preston is my sidekick from that other site we all started from. He's basically a fatter, more foul-mouthed version of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Preston killed Wolfman Jack with a trident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 I once saw him give a handjob to a Manta Ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 He breastfeeds John Madden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Did I ever tell you about the time Preston was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Preston chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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