Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 I'm bored, so I've decided to share a creation of mine with you. Back in high school, I used to hang with a rather unsavory folk, and it was with them I invented the Over the Hill Game. The rules are very simple. One person names a female celebrity in their 30s, then the next person names someone slightly older, and so on. The catch? They have to be someone that you would, assuming you were single and had the opportunity, have sex with. We're not talking if the Earth were to explode and your only choice was to mate with them. It has to be someone that you would bang for free and actually enjoy, so no busting out Golden Girls or anything. The game ends when no one can name someone older than the person that came before. Basically, the sickest bastard wins. In all my years of playing, I have never won this game. Just post their name, age, and one picture, so we know who you're talking about if it's someone obscure. I'll start. Kate Beckinsale, 35 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Monica Bellucci, aged 44, so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) Des beat me by a minute. New lady coming soon. Edited September 8, 2008 by Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Okay, so far Desrick is winning with Monica Belluci. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 So, if we win do we get to...you know? If so, I will give everyone one thousand dollars to let me win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Madonna, 50 Yes she's a total skank. And that's why I'd fuck her silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Michelle Pfeiffer-50 Damn you Yoda! Well mines made one good movie-Scarface. I would if I could....dam restraining order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 So, if we win do we get to...you know? If so, I will give everyone one thousand dollars to let me win. You get a no prize, basically. It should be noted that this game becomes much tougher on repeated tries because you're not allowed to repeat anyone used before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) Frances Conroy, 54 She played Ruth Fisher on Six Feet Under, and though she often looked like a frumpy grandmother, when she let her hair down she was a very attractive mature woman. Edited September 8, 2008 by Yoda Corrected age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 She's 54, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 You're right. She'll be 55 in November. I've corrected the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Diane Keaton 5 January 1946 62! Her smile...god I'm sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 I was about to come in here with Susan Sarandon, but I just saw what she looks like now on Wiki. No buys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Helen Mirren, hottest 63 year old on earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Jane Fonda-21 December 1937-70 I would, and not just for the money. All that's left is Jackie Stallone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Des, stop reading my notes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Jane Fonda is the standing record holder for this game. No one I know has ever picked someone older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 I was going to go for Rue McClannan from the golden girls......but dammit evn I'm not touching that! She's 74. Also anyone thinking about the mum from stop or my mom will shoot, I beat you to it and sadly she died earlier this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Tip - Sophia Loren is 73. I wouldn't do it, but someone here might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Cloris Leachman-30 April 1926-82 And now I am the sickest guy at these forums. Wheres the other George W. With that tree of shame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Once you go, you don't go again unless someone else beats you. You've got to save someone for the next round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Cloris Leachman-30 April 1926-82 And now I am the sickest guy at these forums. Wheres the other George W. With that tree of shame... Christ! I was going to bite for Loren but you just committed endgame. well played you sick bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Once you go, you don't go again unless someone else beats you. You've got to save someone for the next round. Good rule. So for the record, we're back to Jane Fonda (70). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Des, if you want to use Loren, go ahead. That means Suave can't use Leachmen next round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Once you go, you don't go again unless someone else beats you. You've got to save someone for the next round. .......I'm fucked now aren't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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