Nicolette Opal Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 ...With my penis. As I don't know what either of you look like all that well, all I see is Malcom Reynolds giving it to Bear Monster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 ...With my penis. As I don't know what either of you look like all that well, all I see is Malcom Reynolds giving it to Bear Monster... I remember a time, not that long ago, where I didn't have to think about these things. Yeah, those were some good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 ...With my penis. As I don't know what either of you look like all that well, all I see is Malcom Reynolds giving it to Bear Monster... Trust me, if Preston looked like Nathan Fillion I wouldn't be so quick to say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Earth-2.net. The site where people wouldn't automatically say no to a man being nursed back to health with the help of Malcom Reynolds penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Earth-2.net. The site where people wouldn't automatically say no to a man being nursed back to health with the help of Malcom Reynolds penis. New tagline for the main page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Finished packing for the trip to the lake house!... That I'm taking in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Got all my Ai-Kon stuff done. There's a weight off my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I can swallow waaaaaay more blood than I thought without throwing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I can swallow waaaaaay more blood than I thought without throwing up. Well, please tell us you have enough self-respect to be a normal vampire and not one of the sparkly kind. If so, well, ignore the people you see coming by your house with pointy wooden sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 If I started sparkling, I'd beg to be murdered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Good. Because I'd preemptively murder you if you started sparkling. Can't take these kind of things too lightly. One moment, you're sparkling, the next, you're sitting in young girls' rooms and claiming that you're a vegetarian vampire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Hey. My days of stalking teenage girls are long over. I stalk pre-teen girls, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Okay, just making it clear that you're not a monster or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 IT'S A SPARKLEPIRE! BURN IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Also, HOLY FUCK I GOT RETWITTED BY SKOTTIE YOUNG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I can finally use my record player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Hey. My days of stalking teenage girls are long over. I stalk pre-teen girls, now. Moving up in the world sir. I just sold a pile of my old comics and trades that I don't read anymore on eBay, their in good condition and several have sold already, after shipping, and waiting for people to definetly get the stuff, I made £60! That's £60 towards paying my debts off, yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 My music library, after about a month, is more or less restored. Just have to buy an album off iTunes (or find it via illegal means, whichever works better), and get some stuff from people in the fall or in the next few weeks. 33 gigs, and this time, I'm backing it up. Also, going out to Madison tonight to be drinking and celebrating with friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 I've just sold four out of five of my Punisher war Journal trades! Yay! If I get my first payment from PayPal tomorrow, it means I won't be broke as much, yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Another rejection, but this time it's personal! Nicolette, Thanks for submitting this. It's well-written and interesting, but doesn't quite suit our tone, so I'm going to pass. Please keep us in mind for future submissions. Regards, Emily Lawton co-editor, Johnny America Not a surprising reaction, to be honest (it's going to be hard to place a story that starts funny, and ends horrible, and includes the narrator's own blood being wiped on her tits), but it's something. And I'll drink to that. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 As of tomorrow, I will have made enough money to pay off the money I owed for mistakes made last year! Yay, and to celebrate, I got my self to a chippy, got a roll and chips, a roll and fritter and a bottle of Irn Bru. Damn, it was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 As of tomorrow, I will have made enough money to pay off the money I owed for mistakes made last year! Yay, and to celebrate, I got my self to a chippy, got a roll and chips, a roll and fritter and a bottle of Irn Bru. Damn, it was awesome. Heh, spot the guy from Scotland! I have a day off work after going to a charity festival with Adham at the weekend. I spent £30 on beer and had an awful hangover the next morning, but it was all bottled rather than in pint form. As a result, I haven't gained any weight and all of that money went towards African schools, making it the most justifiable hangover ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 As of tomorrow, I will have made enough money to pay off the money I owed for mistakes made last year! Yay, and to celebrate, I got my self to a chippy, got a roll and chips, a roll and fritter and a bottle of Irn Bru. Damn, it was awesome. Shit, I miss the days of chippies and Irn Bru's... Congrats Suavestar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Payment has been given in person to university people. Lady at cashier was not bitch I've been dealing with the last few weeks. Can finally breathe easy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 That's great Venneh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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