Molly Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 You can spit a jalepeno mist to the eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 That would fucking burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Much like the fury I possess in combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Day. Made. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 So earlier this week, my coworker sees some dude in the store, and is convinced that it's Nick Stahl from Sin City and Terminator 3. I'm not. Well... Last night, the dude came back... So, apparently Nick Stahl is getting clean at the Hazelden Institute in Minnesota, fifteen minutes from my store, and I'm an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 The bigger question is why he's shopping at Wal-mart. I mean, most rehabs don't let you leave to hit up Wal-mart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 That was the crux of my entire fucking argument! Sobriety programs don't just let you pop over to the Walmart! We have drugs and liquor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 I told you, it's clearly their weekly outing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Well, the last two days has just reenforced my belief that I'm going to adopt if I want a kid and they have to be older than 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Christmas isn't for a month, and already the streets and shops are fucking crowded with people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Well, the last two days has just reenforced my belief that I'm going to adopt if I want a kid and they have to be older than 2. Oh dear. Niece fussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 She's been crying a lot the last couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Don't worry, they'll eventually find the thing that will calm her down. Unfortunately, it might take a month. (My mom just told me the story yesterday of how for about a month after I was born, I would scream and cry every day at 5 o'clock for several hours. Yeah. Babies are special.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 You can always try this. My parents actually did that for me when I was a baby; they said it worked too. They played the soundtracks for Star Wars, Superman, Indiana Jones, and Star Trek II. It very well may have brainwashed me. The look of sheer dismay on my mother's face when she finally realized that she had inadvertently played a part in making me an uber-geek was priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 My first nickname was Yellin' Kellen. Apperently I was horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Dear Girl Who Sits behind me: There are "t"s in the middle of words like "written" and "button". These "t"s are not silent. It is not pronounced "buh-in". Please correct your pronunciation so that I am not forced to lose my shit. Yours in Christ, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Driving 9 hours through rain and storms, working 3 hours on site to build and deliver a frame and then not being allowed in your pre-paid hotel room because their system is down. Grr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Thank you family for reminding me why my two week per year visit to see you is two weeks too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 I've been having problems with one of my teeth for the last year or so. It's caused me to start actually trying to take care of them. That said, I'd have the occasional toothache every month or two. They'd be over within a few hours. The last two weeks, I've had two separate ones that have lasted more than a day and cause a fair amount of pain if I put any pressure on it when I eat that causes the entire she-bang to flair up something fierce. The point is, I'm probably getting the bitch pulled tomorrow. Thankfully, on the Reservation, I can get it done for free as opposed to way too much back home in Dayton. So, everyone, advice that if you have kids, make sure they go to the dentist, make sure they stay in the habit of brushing their teeth, and floss twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 And I am now down a tooth. Just took a pain pill and going to pass out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Dear 15 Pound Box of Coffee Tumblers that Just Fell On My Neck Cause They Have to be Stacked Several Boxes High on My Cabinets Bc We Don't Have a Fourth Floor Storage Space Anymore: FUCK YOU. Additionally, OW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 What do you call it, when you have tons of annoying stuff going on in your life, that's stressful, along with someone who constantly draining the life out of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Being a vampire thrall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 Being a vampire thrall? I thought I ticked the box not to become a vampires thrall. Those people are going to get a bloody brow beating on twitter for this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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