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So, a guy bought all my punisher war journal trades and HC.

Yay on that, but I just finished packing and sealing the packs when I realised I'd left out one of them, and ran out of envelopes.

Damn.

Oh well, I had to buy more anyway, but dammit.

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I dislocated my finger yesterday. I popped it back in, but now it seems to snap back out of place every few hours. Hurts like blazing fuck.

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My dog is lying at the foot of my bed and is rather... flatulent. I don't think I can stand it much longer.

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Exactly. More news fear-mongering bullshit.

On the upside, we don't have to hear about Bird Flu anymore. Swine Flu soounds a lot cooler. Try to imagine Dr. Strangelove screaming it.

SCHWINE FLEIGEN!

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They've finally stocked the vending machine with Milky Ways, but the darn machine won't take my money. :(

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Damn, the universe is playing a sick joke on you. That... kinda sucks. The Milky Way just stares at you, taunting and laughing. I say you break the machine open and grab the candy out with your bleeding hands for how it's treating you. How dare that candy mock you? You chase down thieves, intimidate mobs, sleep in the same house as Rape-Whistle Ronald without fear, and put up with the insane asylum of a message board that is out lot and it dares try to separate you from it's chocolaty caramel goodness? Doesn't it know who you are? You're the Goddamn Sims.

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Damn, the universe is playing a sick joke on you. That... kinda sucks. The Milky Way just stares at you, taunting and laughing. I say you break the machine open and grab the candy out with your bleeding hands for how it's treating you. How dare that candy mock you? You chase down thieves, intimidate mobs, sleep in the same house as Rape-Whistle Ronald without fear, and put up with the insane asylum of a message board that is out lot and it dares try to separate you from it's chocolaty caramel goodness? Doesn't it know who you are? You're the Goddamn Sims.

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For anyone who thinks my life isn't like Curb Your Enthusiasm.

My mum walks into my room.

Her "This school is giving cheap haircuts"

Me "Yeah, I'm not interested."

Her "But it's just round the corner and cheap. Just tell them what you want."

Me "I said, I'm not getting it cut to you weeks ago"

Her "Get your fucking hair cut"

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My Xbox keeps getting two red rings.

I checked the Xbox site, and it says give it time to cool down.

I took it out of it's place and took the plug out, and it happened again twice today!

I use my Xbox as my main DVD player as well, so bugger.

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Sorry, Dave Matthews fans, but the Matthews crowd that comes out to camp is the worst of the campers that come to state campgrounds, hands down.

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It's going to be pretty fucking hard writing for Dying in the Gutters on episode 100 if comicbookdb.com won't let me log in to see mature content...

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As much as I love ComicBookDB.com, yeah, after logging in, I can't access the site for a few hours. There's some major glitch in the system.

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Tiffany Grant has got back to me about when she would be best available for her interview. Unfortunately both times coincide with a panel I wanted to go to. I either need to dump Caitlin Glass' Ouran High School Host Club panel or the Jan Scott-Frazier Live panel...maybe I can find someone else who's recording the panels to help me out.

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I just got a call from a detective. Apparently, someone called a tip line and gave my name as a suspect in a bank robbery. It's obviously someone who knows me, because they were kind enough to supply my address.

The fuck?

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I just got a call from a detective. Apparently, someone called a tip line and gave my name as a suspect in a bank robbery. It's obviously someone who knows me, because they were kind enough to supply my address.

The fuck?

In my defense the guy did look like you.

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This is only a "minor annoyance" to you?

I'm honestly more confused at this point than pissed off. Once I spoke to the detective it was clear I wasn't a serious suspect. Once I work through the "wha?", I expect to be pretty furious.

And Niki, I have no idea who I've pissed off recently. Seriously, what adult person does shit like this?

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This is only a "minor annoyance" to you?

I'm honestly more confused at this point than pissed off. Once I spoke to the detective it was clear I wasn't a serious suspect. Once I work through the "wha?", I expect to be pretty furious.

And Niki, I have no idea who I've pissed off recently. Seriously, what adult person does shit like this?

Those guilty of obstruction of justice, that's who.

I'd find them and give them a reason to call the cops.

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