The minor annoyances thread


Missy

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You're not what I'm facepalming, ma'am.

Jesus, "ma'am"? Really?

A "Miss," sure. But a "ma'am"?

Oh well, back to my scarf-knitting, shawl-wearing, glaucoma-having ways.

Like I'm a "sir?"

All men are "Sir."

"Sir" is classy. "Ma'am" may as well be a condemnation.

Would you feel better being called Mistress?

misâ‹…tress

–noun

1. a woman who has authority, control, or power, esp. the female head of a household, institution, or other establishment.

2. a woman employing, or in authority over, servants or attendants.

3. a female owner of an animal, or formerly, a slave.

4. a woman who has the power of controlling or disposing of something at her own pleasure: mistress of a great fortune.

5. (sometimes initial capital letter) something regarded as feminine that has control or supremacy: Great Britain, the mistress of the seas.

6. a women who is skilled in something, as an occupation or art.

7. a woman who has a continuing, extramarital sexual relationship with one man, esp. a man who, in return for an exclusive and continuing liaison, provides her with financial support.

8. British. a female schoolteacher; schoolmistress.

9. (initial capital letter) a term of address in former use and corresponding to Mrs., Miss, or Ms.

10. Archaic. sweetheart.

No.

Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade. Ew. Also, here's a picture:

insuit1.jpg

She's the scary-looking white one.

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You're not what I'm facepalming, ma'am.

Jesus, "ma'am"? Really?

A "Miss," sure. But a "ma'am"?

Oh well, back to my scarf-knitting, shawl-wearing, glaucoma-having ways.

Like I'm a "sir?"

All men are "Sir."

"Sir" is classy. "Ma'am" may as well be a condemnation.

Would you feel better being called Mistress?

misâ‹…tress

–noun

1. a woman who has authority, control, or power, esp. the female head of a household, institution, or other establishment.

2. a woman employing, or in authority over, servants or attendants.

3. a female owner of an animal, or formerly, a slave.

4. a woman who has the power of controlling or disposing of something at her own pleasure: mistress of a great fortune.

5. (sometimes initial capital letter) something regarded as feminine that has control or supremacy: Great Britain, the mistress of the seas.

6. a women who is skilled in something, as an occupation or art.

7. a woman who has a continuing, extramarital sexual relationship with one man, esp. a man who, in return for an exclusive and continuing liaison, provides her with financial support.

8. British. a female schoolteacher; schoolmistress.

9. (initial capital letter) a term of address in former use and corresponding to Mrs., Miss, or Ms.

10. Archaic. sweetheart.

No.

Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade. Ew. Also, here's a picture:

insuit1.jpg

She's the scary-looking white one.

:shocked: ... :blink: ... :huh:

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Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade.

Oh my god, your husband dated a furry also? It sucks really, especially if you didn't find out until after the fact.

Furries suck.

This is one of those situations, that you now have to explain.

And once again, is it just me, or is that cat wearing a nametag.

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Is she wearing a nametag?

Yeah, behind its left paw. The art for it is online somewhere.

Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade.

Oh my god, your husband dated a furry also? It sucks really, especially if you didn't find out until after the fact.

Furries suck.

Furries do suck. She got into after they started dating. She tried to make him be a dog. There are other stories, but they're pretty sick.

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Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade.

Oh my god, your husband dated a furry also? It sucks really, especially if you didn't find out until after the fact.

Furries suck.

This is one of those situations, that you now have to explain.

My ex, let's call him Anthracite, was a furry. I didn't know this when we dated. Our relationship ended because I got tired of the fact that we never went out together, that we always hung out with my friends but never his, and that when we did go out, it always a movie, a hole-in-the-wall pizza place, or for Chinese. We still talked afterwards, occasionally playing D&D. He wanted to play a psion and I didn't have the PDF for it and couldn't make it work on my computer so I went over to his place to look at it and watch for Buffy. While there I accidentally stumbled on some of his furry porn on his compy. I found a reason to high tail it after that and I don't think I've really talked to him since.

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While there I accidentally stumbled on some of his furry porn on his compy.

One guess what the next batch of crazy search terms that people got here through is going to include.

Bunnies?

Also, that's shit Will, he should actually want you to meet his friends and stuff like that, hell most of my current friends have met my BF, hell, he added them on facebook.

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While there I accidentally stumbled on some of his furry porn on his compy.

One guess what the next batch of crazy search terms that people got here through is going to include.

Bunnies?

Also, that's shit Will, he should actually want you to meet his friends and stuff like that, hell most of my current friends have met my BF, hell, he added them on facebook.

The sad part is after the break-up, some of my friends chose him over me.

Edited to add: Wow, Stavros, you've officially made this all kinds of weird.

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oh, how I miss my days as a blissfully ignorant teenager. The Earth-2.net forums have corrupted me. How can you all live with yourselves? Poisoning my innocent, youthful mind...I am speechless :mellow:

... This most seriously needs to be transferred to the classic threads :P

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