SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 You're not what I'm facepalming, ma'am. Jesus, "ma'am"? Really? A "Miss," sure. But a "ma'am"? Oh well, back to my scarf-knitting, shawl-wearing, glaucoma-having ways. Like I'm a "sir?" All men are "Sir." "Sir" is classy. "Ma'am" may as well be a condemnation. Would you feel better being called Mistress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Mistress Nicolette makes me think that whips are involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 You're not what I'm facepalming, ma'am. Jesus, "ma'am"? Really? A "Miss," sure. But a "ma'am"? Oh well, back to my scarf-knitting, shawl-wearing, glaucoma-having ways. Like I'm a "sir?" All men are "Sir." "Sir" is classy. "Ma'am" may as well be a condemnation. Would you feel better being called Mistress? mis⋅tress –noun 1. a woman who has authority, control, or power, esp. the female head of a household, institution, or other establishment. 2. a woman employing, or in authority over, servants or attendants. 3. a female owner of an animal, or formerly, a slave. 4. a woman who has the power of controlling or disposing of something at her own pleasure: mistress of a great fortune. 5. (sometimes initial capital letter) something regarded as feminine that has control or supremacy: Great Britain, the mistress of the seas. 6. a women who is skilled in something, as an occupation or art. 7. a woman who has a continuing, extramarital sexual relationship with one man, esp. a man who, in return for an exclusive and continuing liaison, provides her with financial support. 8. British. a female schoolteacher; schoolmistress. 9. (initial capital letter) a term of address in former use and corresponding to Mrs., Miss, or Ms. 10. Archaic. sweetheart. No. Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade. Ew. Also, here's a picture: She's the scary-looking white one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Can we just, start this thread over or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 They're both scary looking. Fuck, I hate furries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Is she wearing a nametag? Anyway, been at this for five hours, and not even halfway done yet. Analysing shit is annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 You're not what I'm facepalming, ma'am. Jesus, "ma'am"? Really? A "Miss," sure. But a "ma'am"? Oh well, back to my scarf-knitting, shawl-wearing, glaucoma-having ways. Like I'm a "sir?" All men are "Sir." "Sir" is classy. "Ma'am" may as well be a condemnation. Would you feel better being called Mistress? mis⋅tress –noun 1. a woman who has authority, control, or power, esp. the female head of a household, institution, or other establishment. 2. a woman employing, or in authority over, servants or attendants. 3. a female owner of an animal, or formerly, a slave. 4. a woman who has the power of controlling or disposing of something at her own pleasure: mistress of a great fortune. 5. (sometimes initial capital letter) something regarded as feminine that has control or supremacy: Great Britain, the mistress of the seas. 6. a women who is skilled in something, as an occupation or art. 7. a woman who has a continuing, extramarital sexual relationship with one man, esp. a man who, in return for an exclusive and continuing liaison, provides her with financial support. 8. British. a female schoolteacher; schoolmistress. 9. (initial capital letter) a term of address in former use and corresponding to Mrs., Miss, or Ms. 10. Archaic. sweetheart. No. Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade. Ew. Also, here's a picture: She's the scary-looking white one. ... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade. Oh my god, your husband dated a furry also? It sucks really, especially if you didn't find out until after the fact. Furries suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade. Oh my god, your husband dated a furry also? It sucks really, especially if you didn't find out until after the fact. Furries suck. This is one of those situations, that you now have to explain. And once again, is it just me, or is that cat wearing a nametag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 The one fetish I can totally blame on Disney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Can we just, start this thread over or something? I am severely tempted to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 She's the scary-looking white one. As opposed to the totally normal brown one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Can't you just transfer the last few pages to randomness thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Is she wearing a nametag? Yeah, behind its left paw. The art for it is online somewhere. Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade. Oh my god, your husband dated a furry also? It sucks really, especially if you didn't find out until after the fact. Furries suck. Furries do suck. She got into after they started dating. She tried to make him be a dog. There are other stories, but they're pretty sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Well, I can't say that today was another boring day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Let's just say I'm glad the only girlfriend I ever had and I are now "just friends"... that and we are both only in high school, and furries are considered myths... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Also because my husband's ex, she was a furry, and her fur-name was Mistress Knightshade. Oh my god, your husband dated a furry also? It sucks really, especially if you didn't find out until after the fact. Furries suck. This is one of those situations, that you now have to explain. My ex, let's call him Anthracite, was a furry. I didn't know this when we dated. Our relationship ended because I got tired of the fact that we never went out together, that we always hung out with my friends but never his, and that when we did go out, it always a movie, a hole-in-the-wall pizza place, or for Chinese. We still talked afterwards, occasionally playing D&D. He wanted to play a psion and I didn't have the PDF for it and couldn't make it work on my computer so I went over to his place to look at it and watch for Buffy. While there I accidentally stumbled on some of his furry porn on his compy. I found a reason to high tail it after that and I don't think I've really talked to him since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 While there I accidentally stumbled on some of his furry porn on his compy. One guess what the next batch of crazy search terms that people got here through is going to include. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Oh how I wish that video Yoda posted of the Furry Stallion was still on YouTube.... And everyone that has a furry story to tell, must now tell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 While there I accidentally stumbled on some of his furry porn on his compy. One guess what the next batch of crazy search terms that people got here through is going to include. Bunnies? Also, that's shit Will, he should actually want you to meet his friends and stuff like that, hell most of my current friends have met my BF, hell, he added them on facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 While there I accidentally stumbled on some of his furry porn on his compy. One guess what the next batch of crazy search terms that people got here through is going to include. If it does, I owe you a vanilla coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Oh how I wish that video Yoda posted of the Furry Stallion was still on YouTube.... And everyone that has a furry story to tell, must now tell it. I fucked a cat once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 While there I accidentally stumbled on some of his furry porn on his compy. One guess what the next batch of crazy search terms that people got here through is going to include. Bunnies? Also, that's shit Will, he should actually want you to meet his friends and stuff like that, hell most of my current friends have met my BF, hell, he added them on facebook. The sad part is after the break-up, some of my friends chose him over me. Edited to add: Wow, Stavros, you've officially made this all kinds of weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 The sad part is after the break-up, some of my friends chose him over me. Edited to add: Wow, Stavros, you've officially made this all kinds of weird. Fuck. That's bad. Also, to add to the furry-ness. Remember in American Dad, when Stan jacked off a horse.... Just helping with the searches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 oh, how I miss my days as a blissfully ignorant teenager. The Earth-2.net forums have corrupted me. How can you all live with yourselves? Poisoning my innocent, youthful mind...I am speechless ... This most seriously needs to be transferred to the classic threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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