Guest Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 You may also be wary of the number of downloads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Also, whilst I'd agree graphics are a big factor, I think the variety of games you can play to be an equally important factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 We'll be here all night folks. Try the veal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Very nice work, the only one missing was something about 'backwards compatibility'..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 We have to save something witty for our podcast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 (edited) I recommend forgetting about buying a new game system and spending the money on a hooker instead. After buying a PS3, there should be some money left over. And that's the plan. EDIT: Hell, if I had money right now, that would be the plan. Edited April 9, 2010 by The Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Christ, I need a woman. Whatever happened to the "let's get Mike a hooker for his birthday" plan? I mean, it's never too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 That story of the fired Call Of Duty guys is getting nasty. http://kotaku.com/5513845/axed-call-of-duty-creators-return-fire-at-activision-plan-to-reveal-creative-future-soon Both sides are now suing each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 My 360 wireless adapter is fucking up. The SF4 netcode is shitty enough on its own, but now I can't get more than ten seconds into a match without getting disconnected. This has been happening ever since Microsoft sent me my "new" system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Gears of War 3 trailer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted April 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Everyone at Infinity Ward is jumping ship. The two guys that were fired have started a new company already. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what's happening. http://kotaku.com/5516474/modern-warfare-developer-sees-more-key-departures-today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 No surprise there. And good for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 You've probably seen it by now, but in case not the first teaser trailer for Gears Of War 3 is now online. You can find it at gearsofwar.xbox.com, where it confirms most of the rumours about tentacle monsters - as well as the presence of female soldiers. What you won't see in the trailer is a release date, but Microsoft has now confirmed that it'll be out April 8 2011 in Europe and April 5 in the U.S. Also, who has that much money for an Atari game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I finally beat the 60 second, ten hit total fight in Bayonetta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I finally beat the 60 second, ten hit total fight in Bayonetta! The ones that always gave me trouble were the "stay in the air for x number of seconds" portals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I finally beat the 60 second, ten hit total fight in Bayonetta! The ones that always gave me trouble were the "stay in the air for x number of seconds" portals. I'm now stuck on the "Only beat enemy with wicked weave" and if you hit them while setting up the combo, it bangs off of you, and you have to start over. After 45 minutes, I've given up on it. This game is horribly unforgiving. I faced a boss which was two ships, and the first thing that happens is you get hit with an unmissable barrage of rockets. They are on you right after the cut scene ends. I can't tell if this game wants to be fun, or pain in the arse annoying now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I finally beat the 60 second, ten hit total fight in Bayonetta! The ones that always gave me trouble were the "stay in the air for x number of seconds" portals. I'm now stuck on the "Only beat enemy with wicked weave" and if you hit them while setting up the combo, it bangs off of you, and you have to start over. After 45 minutes, I've given up on it. This game is horribly unforgiving. I faced a boss which was two ships, and the first thing that happens is you get hit with an unmissable barrage of rockets. They are on you right after the cut scene ends. I can't tell if this game wants to be fun, or pain in the arse annoying now. Ah! The fucking Kinships! I hate hate hated those the first playthrough. Best thing to do is use a red and yellow lollipop, then beat on one quickly until it dies, then you can handle the other. As for the wicked weaves, there's a really simple three step combo you can do with the sword that works pretty well. Just make sure that you're at a distance so the first two hits whiff. Also, there's no shame in switching to easy from time to time. It's a hard game, even on normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I got the kinships in the end. I did that, when I go a slowdown,I jamp on the one that went along, and repeatedly kicked it, then attacked the one that stayed still. What sword? I don't think I have it, or I have it, and just haven't equipped it. How do you use the lollipops, I've been picking them up throughout the game, but haven't figured out how to use them. I'm going to try and do the weaving again, if it doesn't work, I'm just going to easy for that part. Edit: Turns out I have the sword, and I now know how to get the lollipops. I had to press back to get to that menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 The sword was easily my most frequently used weapon in that game. Once I got it, the guns felt useless by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 I've tried every fucking thing with wicked weaves, and I still can't beat the fucking time. I looked on youtube, and I saw someone doing it, with a kick combo I don't have. Fuck, this is annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Do Punch-Kick-Punch with the sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Do Punch-Kick-Punch with the sword. Right, I did that, and your right, the swords do make the game a fuckload easier, and that section a lot more fun and easier. I just finished the game. Jesus Christ, how many end bosses can one game have? The last one was a bitch to beat. A fun game, but with all the bosses at the end, that and the steep difficulty curve in the last two hours. I really hope it sold well enough for a sequel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Messages I Get on X-Box Live After Beating People at Super Street Fighter IV "fuck man u just gonna punch all day" (I play as Balrog) --- (I beat a guy) "u got lucky" (I give him a rematch and beat him again) "yeh thats why ur mom likes me" --- "only bitches use balrog" (he was using Sagat... the strongest character in the game) --- "jab, jab, jab, jab.... learn something new scrub" (apparently he disliked my jabs so much that he kept walking into them to prove his point) --- "how about you stop throwing and play at my level" (I could only hope to achieve his level of predictable dragon punches after every knockdown) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Isn't the point of the game to win? And forgive my rusty memory, Balrog is the boxer isn't he? Punching is kind of his shtick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 That's why it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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