Nicolette Opal Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 I got curious. Here's my interpretation of stringing together these titles, in order (I used the first as the title: I Can't Remember When I come around, 30,000 pounds of bananas, man in the box: “Don't come around here no more. I hate everything about you, punk bitch.” “I've got ten friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack.” “You're gonna go far, kid.” "Okay, I believe you but my tommy gun don't" “Hold on—call me when you’re sober.” “Come back to me.” “You give love a bad name.” “I hope you die.” “Relax.” The end of all hope. “Should I stay, or should I go?” “Go tell it on the mountain.” “I love you, always and forever.” “God hates us all, medicine eater.” “I love it when you call me names. Jump in my car.” Martial law; the city is at war. Duck and run—fucked with a knife. Sometimes, it hurts, piss virus. She gotta smile. “Do you really want to hurt me?” “Yes!” Out of touch, out of time. Lacey and Zoe-A. “It’s true.” “I fought the law.” “Cop killer, kool thing?” “I ain’t goin’ down ‘til the sun comes up.” Obsession, like a virgin. “Slip kid, no one knows. We are nameless.” “Have yourself a merry little Christmas when the levee breaks.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 I got curious. Here's my interpretation of stringing together these titles, in order (I used the first as the title: I Can't Remember When I come around, 30,000 pounds of bananas, man in the box: “Don't come around here no more. I hate everything about you, punk bitch.” “I've got ten friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack.” “You're gonna go far, kid.” "Okay, I believe you but my tommy gun don't" “Hold on—call me when you’re sober.” “Come back to me.” “You give love a bad name.” “I hope you die.” “Relax.” The end of all hope. “Should I stay, or should I go?” “Go tell it on the mountain.” “I love you, always and forever.” “God hates us all, medicine eater.” “I love it when you call me names. Jump in my car.” Martial law; the city is at war. Duck and run—fucked with a knife. Sometimes, it hurts, piss virus. She gotta smile. “Do you really want to hurt me?” “Yes!” Out of touch, out of time. Lacey and Zoe-A. “It’s true.” “I fought the law.” “Cop killer, kool thing?” “I ain’t goin’ down ‘til the sun comes up.” Obsession, like a virgin. “Slip kid, no one knows. We are nameless.” “Have yourself a merry little Christmas when the levee breaks.” That made more sense then I thought it would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 We should definitely have this published when all is said and done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 No place worth being published in would publish this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Who knows, maybe as a cheap book in the humor section of Borders or Barnes and Noble? I mean, someone may buy a book published by Earth-2, they buy this crap. Or you could read it at one of the Windy City Story Slams, record it so we can hear peoples reactions. Alice's Restaurant Massacree- Arlo Guthrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Who knows, maybe as a cheap book in the humor section of Borders or Barnes and Noble? I mean, someone may buy a book published by Earth-2, they buy this crap. You see though, for all of Twilight's many, many, many flaws, it at least follows traditional story structure. God only knows how much effort had to be put in to make anything in the Song Title Story to be coherent, let alone have anything resembling characterization. At least Twilight has two-dimensional characters, descriptions, and a vaguely coherent plot. This, not so much. There, you made me defend Twilight. I'm off to drink to make myself feel less dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Moving on... You Deserve Nothing and I Hope You Get Less (blessthefall) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 God's Gonna Cut You Down (Johnny Cash covering a Traditional Folk Song) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 We Can Work It Out (The Beatles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Talk Dirty to Me (Poison) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Down in a Hole (Alice in Chains) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Goodbye horses Q Lazzaraus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Better Luck Next Time, Prince Charming (Alesana) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Whiskey River- Willie Nelson (Are we allowed to add more than one song at a time?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 (Are we allowed to add more than one song at a time?) I'd personally say no but it's group consensus. What You Waiting For? "Gwen Stefani" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Or you could read it at one of the Windy City Story Slams, record it so we can hear peoples reactions. Never. Contrary to popular belief, I am not a hack. Leave (Barenaked Ladies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I would say one song at a time. Big man with a gun. Nine Inch Nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Behind These Hazel Eyes (Kelly Clarkson) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I am the highway. (Audioslave) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Lace and leather Britney Spears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 little fingers (Apocalypse Hoboken) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 U+UR Hand (Pink) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict- Pink Floyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 And the beat goes on. "Sonny and Cher" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tnr105 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I don't know if this counts, as it is a parody but, Yoda-Weird Al Yankovic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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