James D. Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 I think I speak for Damien when I say I really don't want to cover Santa's Slay. Not because it's a horrible movie but because it's one of the greatest films ever made. Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in...at least two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 We won't be offended if you switch it out for a different holiday themed film. I mean, the film is partially meant to be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 We're still covering it, but it's going to be the last in the line of Farva's we've tried to cover at the end of 2013. Next year is going to be rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 I love Escape from L.A. so much it's kind of frightening. I actually own it on DVD. It will never see the light of the Tirades. It was just pointed out to me that "Escape From New York" is considered a cult movie so the sequel/remake/parody of the movie would probably still be against the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 2, 2014 Report Share Posted January 2, 2014 I'm taking a sneak peek of the entire A Talking Cat!?! movie on YouTube. Here are my thoughts so far: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 More films need exclamation points. Twelve years a slave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 Inglorious Basterds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 ¡Three Amigos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 Schindler's List! It's worth noting that adding an exclamation point also makes me want to add "The Musical" to the end as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 I would pay good money to see Hobo with a Shotgun: The Musical!Fuck it! I would pay to see Saw: The Musical! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 The Saw musical is fine if you don't mind an entire show at the sub-baritone range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 So, A Talking Cat!?!, it turns out, is actually a porno film. With no sex scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 Hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 We've decided that after Episode 30 (the Lindsey Lohan extravaganza), we are going to go back to keeping future movies a secret until the end of the current episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Which is going to fit into some of the other formatting changes I'll be making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 A few actors who has yet to be featured within the Tirades-verse (and 1-2 films they've been featured in that are Tirades-worthy[some are just dumb, not shitty terrible]): Sylvester Stallone (Over The Top, Driven) Kevin Costner (The Postman, Water World) Keanu Reeves (47 Ronin, Sweet November) Steven Seagal (On Deadly Ground, Exit Wounds) Chuck Norris (Forest Warrior, Hellbound) Madonna (Swept Away, Shanghai Surprise) Kristen Stewart (Snow White and the Huntsman, The Messengers) Paris Hilton (House of Wax, The Hottie and the Nottie) Pamela Anderson (Barb Wire, Snapdragon) Jennifer Lopez (Anaconda, Maid in Manhattan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 House of Wax......god, that movie was awful. I can see us doing that one someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Over the Top is an amazing movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Over the Top is an amazing movie.I love that movie so damn much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 I'll agree that it's awesome but it's also pretty dumb. It's mainly there are as a suggestion for after you have to watch a long period of utter shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 The tentative schedule for all 12 episodes of 2014 is set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 That doesn't mean you guys can't still submit requests, of course. Plans can change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 As for Will's list, we'll probably never get to Seagal and Norris because all of their movies are generally the same and pretty generic. Stallone's worst stuff is in comedies. It'll take something extreme to cover Keanu because, as easy as he can be to make fun of, he's an awesome human being from all accounts and isn't in acting for the money. The rest of those are free game. Madonna in Swept Away very nearly made the schedule this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 I was wondering if you guys will ever review "Dragonball Evolution." Being a Dragonball and DBZ fan I was furious the first time I saw it. Then I realized franchises could get worst treatment (The Last Airbender, The films which shall not be named). I now watch it and marvel at how emotionless Chow Yun Fat is, and how it rips off so many other stories but DB. I just see it as a story about the guy from "The Invisibles" gets powers every time he is anywhere near Chi Chi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMFP1 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Gleaming The Cube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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