SuaveStar Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 42) No one ever has to go to the bathroom for a ten minute shit. 43) In a love story, the guy at the start who seems nice, is always the villain. 44) Guy who is unlikable at the start of a love story, is almost certainly the nice guy. 45) When asked if you are a god, you always forget to say yes. 46) Going back in the past, may result in your own mother falling in love with you. 47) Bad guys always suck at shooting you. 48) You cannot truly save the day till the last minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 49) No one has a messy apartment unless they are a geek or a bachelor. 50) Even if it makes sense for you and someone else to share an important plot point right away, it will be held back until it works best dramatically. 51) Unless it is important to the plot, whispering to yourself five feet away from someone will not be heard or noticed, especially if it's something along the lines of, "I can never let TC know what I saw in his shed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 52) Newborn babies are painfully large. 53) A hero is ten times stronger without a shirt on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 52) If a soldier talks about his loving family back home, he will die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 53. Loose ends only pop up right when everything seems ok at last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 52) If a soldier talks about his loving family back home, he will die. The only good thing in AVP is the Scottish guy just blatantly showing everyone his kids back home. That was hilarious, he completely fucked himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 54) Adding "bitch" to the end of a sentence makes you a more threatening villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 55) All pit bulls, rottweilers, Dobermans etc. are vicious dogs. 39.) Anyone who vowed that they would never, ever use a certain weapon again under any circumstances will always end up using said weapon again. 56) If a character is shown to be completely incompetent in a certain skill, the character will always use that skill to save the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 #57 Being shot one hundred times means a day in hospital, being shot once means you will likely die in two minutes. Right after your big character defining moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 58) You can avoid the gaze of even the most deadly, monstrous predators as long as you don't move a muscle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 59) When running from a killer, a person given the choice of going out the front door and going up the stairs will always go up the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunKL Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 60) Windows, Mac OS's, and Linux don't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 60) Windows, Mac OS's, and Linux don't exist. Mac OSs do in a lot of works of fiction. More common than Windows. 61) When a person starts to sing and dance, the world around them stops or joins the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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