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I'm going to post a hypothetical tough choice question that starts with "Would you rather..." The next person to reply posts their choice (and YOU MUST EXPLAIN WHY you chose your answer) and then poses a new one. And this just continues on and on until we tire of it. The question can be anything your sick, twisted minds can come up with. Here's numero uno:

Would you rather...

Be forced to fight a Roman gladiator with nothing but a spoon to defend yourself with...

OR

Be locked in a windowless room for 48 hours with Rebecca Black's "Friday" song played on loop the entire time?

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I'm going to post a hypothetical tough choice question that starts with "Would you rather..." The next person to reply posts their choice (and YOU MUST EXPLAIN WHY you chose your answer) and then poses a new one. And this just continues on and on until we tire of it. The question can be anything your sick, twisted minds can come up with. Here's numero uno:

Would you rather...

Be forced to fight a Roman gladiator with nothing but a spoon to defend yourself with...

OR

Be locked in a windowless room for 48 hours with Rebecca Black's "Friday" song played on loop the entire time?

I can live with Friday for 48 hours. I have done worse and I can probably sleep through it. It takes quite a bit to drive me over the edge.

Would you rather...

Live without being able to taste anything

or

Live without being able to feel physical pleasure or pain?

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I'm too much of a hedonist to sacrifice pleasure. Plus, I'm sure I could make a killing going around as "The Guy Who Eats ANYTHING!!!"

Would you rather...

Be locked in a cage with a polar bear that's high on angel dust for five minutes...

OR

Play five rounds of Russian Roulette, not with a gun, but with a cyanide capsule concealed in a box of Tic-Tacs?

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I'm too much of a hedonist to sacrifice pleasure. Plus, I'm sure I could make a killing going around as "The Guy Who Eats ANYTHING!!!"

Would you rather...

Be locked in a cage with a polar bear that's high on angel dust for five minutes...

OR

Play five rounds of Russian Roulette, not with a gun, but with a cyanide capsule concealed in a box of Tic-Tacs?

If there's just one capsule in a box of about thirty tic-tacs, I'd go with that. Wouldn't go up against a polar bear even if I had an AK-47 in hand.

Would you rather...

Sit through all seven Saw films back to back

OR

Sit through the seven lowest films you've ranked in your written Tranquil Tirades reviews (excluding the Saw ones, of course)?

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The Saw films. I couldn't stomach "Murder-Set-Pieces" again.

Would you rather...

Get paper-cut under all your fingernails and toenails...

OR

Have your appendix removed without anaesthesia (but with the guarantee you won't die)?

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The Saw films. I couldn't stomach "Murder-Set-Pieces" again.

Would you rather...

Get paper-cut under all your fingernails...

OR

Have your appendix removed without anaesthesia (but with the guarantee you won't die)?

Paper-cut under fingernails; would be far less traumatic than seeing my own intestines opened

I meant just the films you've reviewed written form excluding Saw, like The Last Airbender and The Death of Batman.

Would you rather...

live in a world where Captain Planet existed and he was the only superhero in existence

OR

live in a world where Jigsaw existed?

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The Saw films. I couldn't stomach "Murder-Set-Pieces" again.

Would you rather...

Get paper-cut under all your fingernails...

OR

Have your appendix removed without anaesthesia (but with the guarantee you won't die)?

Paper-cut under fingernails; would be far less traumatic than seeing my own intestines opened

I meant just the films you've reviewed written form excluding Saw, like The Last Airbender and The Death of Batman.

Would you rather...

live in a world where Captain Planet existed and he was the only superhero in existence

OR

live in a world where Jigsaw existed?

I could live with Jigsaw existing considering he's nowhere near me.

Would you rather...

live in Gotham City

or

live in Marvel Comic's New York City?

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The Saw films. I couldn't stomach "Murder-Set-Pieces" again.

Would you rather...

Get paper-cut under all your fingernails...

OR

Have your appendix removed without anaesthesia (but with the guarantee you won't die)?

Paper-cut under fingernails; would be far less traumatic than seeing my own intestines opened

I meant just the films you've reviewed written form excluding Saw, like The Last Airbender and The Death of Batman.

Would you rather...

live in a world where Captain Planet existed and he was the only superhero in existence

OR

live in a world where Jigsaw existed?

I could live with Jigsaw existing considering he's nowhere near me.

Would you rather...

live in Gotham City

or

live in Marvel Comic's New York City?

Marvel's New York City. I would sleep sounder knowing that there was a red-and-blue webslinger, a blind guy dressed as a devil, a maniac with a skull t-shirt, a quartet of science weirdos, and an entire academy of freaks protecting my native city than knowing if there was just a guy dressed a bat and few of his lackies doing the same thing.

Would you rather...

be a patient in an operating theatre with Magneto as the surgeon

OR

be a patient in the same operating theatre, only with the Joker as the surgeon?

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Magneto, as he is far more sane.

Would you rather get hit with...

A slapshot you are trying to block

or

A "fuck you" hit by pitch

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I've been hit by baseballs. Never been hit by a hockey puck, but I'd imagine with all the padding it'll hurt a lot worse than a 98mph pitch coming at you while you're wearing only a baseball uniform. Would you rather...

Resurrect the dead Beatles?

OR

Resurrect Jimi Hendrix?

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I'd resurrect the dead Beatles only if the living ones can take their place.

Would you rather...

Ke$ha or Courtney Love?

You can't wear protection or get tested for a month afterwards.

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Ke$ha, she's had far, far less years of horrid life to catch something.

Hit in the head with a crowbar or the balls with a baseball bat?

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In my ladybits with a baseball bat, it won't disable me as much.

(Also, I disagree, Preston, I think at least they've found five of the new STDs on her.)

Would you rather be one of Tony Stark's Ironettes or one of Booster Gold's Dancers/Fanclub Members?

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In my ladybits with a baseball bat, it won't disable me as much.

(Also, I disagree, Preston, I think at least they've found five of the new STDs on her.)

Would you rather be one of Tony Stark's Ironettes or one of Booster Gold's Dancers/Fanclub Members?

An Ironette. Iron Man at least is hero who's worth a damn in the Marvel Universe, while Booster Gold's a second-stringer.

Would you rather...

be whacked in the head by Mjolnir

OR

be whacked in the head by Hawkgirl's Nth-level mace?

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Version? Eh, probably Wandy.

Would you rather-

Be a psychic in a wheelchair and all your friends have powers

Be a normal man who can walk and all your friends have powers

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I've lived for almost 30 years with no powers, but I've kinda grown fond of being able to walk. No powers.

Would you rather:

Be forced to sit in a completely dark room for a year with your favorite music playing constantly, OR be forced to sit in a well-lit room for a year with your most hated music playing constantly?

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Dark room, the music can make the situation more bearable. I think a light room with bad music would drive a person insane.

Would you rather be awake will having some invasive surgery, feeling no pain, but knowing what is going on, or be asleep through the surgery, but afterwards be in pain for about 48 hours?

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I live with pain on a regular basis. I really would rather not see my spleen.

Watching every episode of Smallville back to back with no sleep but at least it's over sooner or watching every episode of Doctor Who with no sleep where you're not going to sleep anytime soon?

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I think either would kill you since you can't remain sleep deprived for as long as those shows last. That being said, probably Smallville. Not because I like it, but because I'd probably grow to love the theme music due to massive stockholm syndrome.

Would you rather lose three limbs, accidentally kill your wife and turn to the dark side due to the massive guilt, trauma and craziness, being forced to wear a huge gimp-suit and have people snicker about your religion at you openly.

Or

Live in a swamp or desert for 20 years as a hermit.

Yes on one side you get to bang Natalie Portman, but you also have to kill her. And you have to be Jake Lloyd, and say yippie and ask if she's an angel.

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Be forced to sit in a completely dark room for a year with your favorite music playing constantly,

You just described most of my evenings.

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I think either would kill you since you can't remain sleep deprived for as long as those shows last. That being said, probably Smallville. Not because I like it, but because I'd probably grow to love the theme music due to massive stockholm syndrome.

Would you rather lose three limbs, accidentally kill your wife and turn to the dark side due to the massive guilt, trauma and craziness, being forced to wear a huge gimp-suit and have people snicker about your religion at you openly.

Or

Live in a swamp or desert for 20 years as a hermit.

Yes on one side you get to bang Natalie Portman, but you also have to kill her. And you have to be Jake Lloyd, and say yippie and ask if she's an angel.

The swamp, I really am not a people person, and gimps suits don't work on me. Also, I can't not think of Leon, when I think of Natalie Portman. So, yeah.

Would you rather be a part of a reality show, where every aspect of your life is recorded for the amusement and entertainment of others.

Or

Would you rather your life be The Truman Show, and you go into your mid-thirties before you realise your very life is a sham for the world's amusement.

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If I knew I was being recorded I'd be deathly dull, and if I didn't the show would have like, zero viewers because no-one wants to see what I do when I think no-one's looking. I'd go for reality show, because I could try to get it cancelled.

Perform a live one-person play of the script for Voyager episode Threshold in front of all the people you've ever found attractive, personal and famous.

Do porn that winds up on one of those free video sites and take the risk that it might be seen by random people you know.

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