The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part One


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"Just look at this fucking asshole Jacob here, he was caught last week trying to rape a baby"

"What, WHY!?"

"Some people in his tribe believe that sex with a virgin will cure the werewolfism, but there aren't many virgins left in Forks, so some of them are turning to babies"

"That's horrible!"

"I know!"

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

(definite parallels between these Mormon texts)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IjBi1eEaAA

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Just drove a mate to the airport to pick up his girlfriend, guess what movie they're seeing tomorrow? Entire trip there was me destroying the film and franchise to prepare him, entire trip back was me chatting with her about the films giving no indication whatsoever of my true feelings. :evil:

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