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Avengers: Age of Ultron

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Didn't look bad for sure, although I'll put it down to my tiresome cliche of not reading comics for not creaming my jeans about the footage either.

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Every aspect of film advertising has become streamlined, whether it be trailers, posters, whatever. It's been going on long before TDKR. Anyway, I'm so bored with Marvel movies and superhero in general right now, this doesn't interest me in the slightest.

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I'm excited...but why Pinocchio? Please tell me that guy's nose will get longer

Ultron is the Pinocchio to Stark's Geppetto, the model of a person who becomes or wants to become a real boy.

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Does this mean that Wanda, The Scarlet Fairy Witch, will turn Ultron into a real James Spader at the end? Is that how Vision got her pregnant in the comics, by turning nanomachines into sperm?

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Does this mean that Wanda, The Scarlet Fairy Witch, will turn Ultron into a real James Spader at the end?

Funny thing, this is the actual press release for Age of Ultron:

Marvel’s “Avengers: Age of Ultron” stars Robert Downey Jr., who returns as Iron Man, along with Chris Evans as Captain America, Chris Hemsworth as Thor and Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk. Together with Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow and Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye, and with the additional support of Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and Cobie Smulders as Agent Maria Hill, the team must reassemble to defeat James Spader as Ultron, a terrifying technological villain hell-bent on human extinction. Along the way, they confront two mysterious and powerful newcomers, Wanda Maximoff, played by Elizabeth Olsen, and Pietro Maximoff, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and meet an old friend in a new form when Paul Bettany becomes Vision.

Grammatically, that synopsis says that in this story, the Avengers will fight James Spader and Paul Bettany will become the Vision.

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Holy shit. That's a huge spoiler, but I was honestly hoping from the start that Jarvis would become some form of Ultron/The Vision. As the longest serving major AI for Stark it makes sense he'd have evolved the furthest.

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Wow, Paul Bettany will get to do something other than reading lines as a robot butler and actually find out what on earth he's been contributing to.

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Cap made the hammer wobble.

:D

Thor's reaction to that moment is what sells it.

Yep. I love that Steve is the only one who even KIND OF worries Thor.

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Seriously, no-one has even an innate chuckle at a sinister version of a Pinocchio song? No-one?

It's just that I feel like that one guy in a Chicken Boo sketch, shouting "HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!!"

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Seriously, no-one has even an innate chuckle at a sinister version of a Pinocchio song? No-one?

It's just that I feel like that one guy in a Chicken Boo sketch, shouting "HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!!"

Okay, James Spader owns that shit, but they gotta be kidding with the song.

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Seriously, no-one has even an innate chuckle at a sinister version of a Pinocchio song? No-one?

It's just that I feel like that one guy in a Chicken Boo sketch, shouting "HE'S A GIANT CHICKEN!!"

Okay, James Spader owns that shit, but they gotta be kidding with the song.

Good stuff, Sir Johnson. But I'm amazed more people let it slide.

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