Missy Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Darth Maul: The mysteriously quiet Sith Lord seemingly had no soul and only lived to kill. Brandishing a dual-bladed lightsaber, Maul fought Qui-Gon Jinn to a standstill and later killed him as he took on both Jinn and Kenobi. Maul's arrogance was his downfall, however, as he allowed Obi-Wan an opening that resulted in his torso being separated from his waist. Yoda: The ultimate Jedi, if there ever was one. At nearly 900 years old, Yoda had learned every aspect of the Force that a Jedi possibly can. Wise and meditative, the diminutive man rarely wielded his saber, but, when he did, he was truly a force to be reckoned with. Despite his age, Yoda had amazing agility that allowed him to zip around while slicing his foes into pieces. To say he was "strong in the Force" is an insult, as he was able to control/lift/throw objects (including an X-Wing) many times his size and weight. Though he was somewhat cranky and could be perceived as arrogant, Yoda was always mindful of the Force and could sense occurrences that were both yet to come and those that were transpiring many light-years away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 If this isn't a sweep, someone will die. I mean, Maul was killed by a Padawan. A Padawan! Yoda owns this overrated bitch without ever igniting his saber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 If this isn't a sweep, someone will die. I mean, Maul was killed by a Padawan. A Padawan! Yoda owns this overrated bitch without ever igniting his saber. Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy_G Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Yoda by a landslide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Umm, tough decision. I mean Darth Maul's amazing dialogue and conversation skills definately give him an advantage.......... Yoda, and all he would use is the light he stole from Luke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Umm, tough decision. I mean Darth Maul's amazing dialogue and conversation skills definately give him an advantage.......... For trivia fans, Maul's voice was dubbed by Peter Serafinowicz, probably best known to yanks as Shaun's grumpier housemate in Shaun of the Dead. But yeah, Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 For trivia fans, Maul's voice was dubbed by Peter Serafinowicz, probably best known to yanks as Shaun's grumpier housemate in Shaun of the Dead. Yeah, I found that out just a week or two back and was shocked when I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean D. Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Yoda without a doubt... but i was really tempted to give Maul a pitty vote just for you Yoda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 i was really tempted to give Maul a pitty vote just for you Yoda Oh, I'm sorry. By "die" I meant "ban"... or maybe a name change would be better. Yeah. Something like "donkey porker" sounds good. (Guess the reference, win a prize.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yarrik Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Arguably the easiest to answer. Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Maul's deadliest weapon is his speed and agility, which allowed him to hold his own against both Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn. From his fights with Dooku and Palpatine, Yoda surpasses Maul by quite a bit in speed and agility. When you throw in Yoda's mastery of the Force, this fight does not last ten seconds. Yoda cuts Maul into little bitty pieces, and Star Wars fans again mourn that arguably the coolest bad guy in either trilogy won't be seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy_G Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 i was really tempted to give Maul a pitty vote just for you Yoda Oh, I'm sorry. By "die" I meant "ban"... or maybe a name change would be better. Yeah. Something like "donkey porker" sounds good. (Guess the reference, win a prize.) X-Play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Bingo. Here's your prize: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cody Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Yoda would absolutely own Darth Maul! Maul's overconfidence is what led to his death, and Yoda would sense that right away. I don't think this fight would last very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Keith Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Dammit, and I really liked Darth Maul. sigh Yoda with my vote(And my 500th post). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat DJ Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 My joke is funnier, wouldn't you agree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Heat Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 You could see witness these two facing each other, blink, and it would be over. Yoda by a million billion miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Keith Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Well, so much for Yoda and his sweep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KLee Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Yoda, I don't see any possible way that Maul the weakest Sith in the series can beat the strongest Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Molinero Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Yoda, hell, he wouldn't have to use a sabre and he could finish Maul in a millisecond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 There's still about two hours left in this one, but it was over two hours in... so I'll end this now, for the sake of Darth Maul's fractured ego. Oh, and despite Fat D(onkey Poker)J's lone vote against Yoda, we all know this was a sweep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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