Guest Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 It's been a very long time since we last did this, so I feel it's ripe for a revival. For those that need a refresher: the Over the Hill Game is something I invented a long time ago with a group of friends. The rules are quite simple. 1) One person names a female celebrity in their mid-20s that they would have sex with purely for enjoyment. No money exchanging hands. No publicity. Not if you were the last two people on Earth. It's a pure physical thing and you would be doing it for pleasure. The term "celebrity" for the purposes of this game can mean model/actress/singer, whathaveyou. 2) The next person names someone 3-5 years older. 3) The round continues until no one can name someone older than the most recent post after 24 hours. Essentially, the sickest bastard wins. 4) Names have to be currently living and have to be female. Sorry, but dudes just age better and it would sort of break the game. 5) With each new round, none of the names used previously can be posted again. 6) If three or more people call bullshit on a post, the one that named her has to give some sort of explanation as to why they would do it. 7) No Betty White. I'm looking at you, Austen. Just post their name, age, and a somewhat current picture so we know who you're talking about. I'll start.Susan Coffey, Age 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Carey Mulligan, Age 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Allison Mack: 31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Jeez, four in and we're still younger than me... Zooey Deschanel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Zoe Saldana: 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Trish Stratus, 37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Eva Mendes is 39: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Don't know if I should play or not. But for now: Aisha Tyler; 42: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Catherine Bell is 44: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Mary-Louise Parker, 49 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 MLP always has great form in this game, a regular face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Julianne Moore is 52 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Geena Davies, 57: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 This is usually the part where I'd play Marilu Henner, but she's looking kind of rough these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Mary McDonnell: 61 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Helen Mirren is 68 and scientists have not yet discovered a measure of time small enough to depict the time it would take for me to make the decision... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Jane Fonda: 75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Well, there goes my Raquel Welch idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Julie Andrews, 77 Though I would need her to dress as Mary Poppins for the occasion. Don't judge me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Diahann Carroll: 78I love her in White Collar. So classy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Also, she thinks Itchy is adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 (edited) That's her?!?!?!EDIT: And IMDB says you're right. Holy shit! I had no clue. Edited August 6, 2013 by The Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 The problem with this game for me is that, since it's purely female celebrities, I'm out since I have like two celebrities I'd switch for over 40 and both are like mid-40s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 Save them for the later rounds. The game eventually gets to a point where everyone is inching by on 40 year olds when all the names have dried up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Resisting urge to make a drying up comment.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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