Dan Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Just like it says. What's the worst song in recorded human history? Show your work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Gimmie gimme gimme by ABBA Strike one, its ABBA Strike two, its shitty ABBA Strike three, its the theme of a really shitty sitcom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Rockstar by Nickelback, it's every shitty thing gabout modern rock rolled into one song; chords a chimp could play, idiotic banal subject matter about awesome fame is and Chad Kroeger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 But in Rockstars favour it is the long awaited second Nickelback song. Like when a parrot learns a second racial slur, you don't want to hear it but you're impressed that it's feeble bird brain managed to assimilate a fresh idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Dee'ree - Life. The 90s at its very worst. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQsOXnZsOTg This song has topped a poll of the songs with the worst lyrics ever. Personal highlight: "I don't want to see a ghost It's a sight that I fear mostI'd rather have a piece of toastAnd watch the evening news" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 How many Black Eyed Peas songs are we allowed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Gimmie gimme gimme by ABBA Strike one, its ABBA Strike two, its shitty ABBA Strike three, its the theme of a really shitty sitcom I'm going to counter that I fucking love the opening instrumentals of that song. When it comes to this kinda thing, there are so many questions to ask. Is Rockstar, a song that had a heavy amount of production work put into it on the same depth of suck as Rebecca Black's Friday? Does a song with little redeeming value as Who Let The Dogs out rank another like Party Rock Anthem after it's had time to leave the common consciousness? If an artist has a body of work filled with shit and then produces something that stinks worse like Party in the USA, do they stand worse than someone who has done so many seminal classics and happens to lay a stinker like Bob Dylan with Wiggle Wiggle? Does any of this matter in a world where this exists: Or this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Axl Rose - My World. There are bad songs, and then there is this thing that make we with to shove razors up my ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Who Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Tough question. For now, I'm gonna have to go with this: Die Another Day, however, is not far behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted August 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp. The band is an absolute shitpile, and I swear this song was one of only 12 records the local classic rock station owned as I was growing up. It's so fucking terrible and cheesy and godawful and I am seriously getting angry just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjoyadet Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Rockstar by Nickelback, it's every shitty thing gabout modern rock rolled into one song; chords a chimp could play, idiotic banal subject matter about awesome fame is and Chad Kroeger. I was told that during the Chicago teacher strikes, one teacher had a picketing sign saying the head of the school board listened to Nickelback. Supposedly they went on record saying that they do not listen to Nickelback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Brokencyde. Everything they've ever made. They are all of the worst things in music put together. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 The songs that those white supremacist parents brainwashed their daughters to sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 At 2:49 he pours a little out for his homey, good taste. Seriously, though, that guy's entire job is to go "BLAAAAAARRRGHH!" and he doesn't do that very well. I could totally do it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 For my pick, come up with a list of all the songs recorded by the Black Eyed Peas over the past 8 years or so and then throw a dart at it. Then cut your palm and bleed heavily on it. Light it on fire and consume the ashes by moonlight. I'm hoping this will erase them from existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 And, again, Damien, fuck you in your stupid face for introducing me to Brokencyde. You are the whore of Babylon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 My brain has officially broken. The question isn't why they do it, it's how is every one of their songs four minutes long? These guys are trying some upper level shit, and I truly believe they are attempting to awaken a sleeping old god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 I think there's two strong candidates from the BEP's that need forefronting- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdAj-dBNCi4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQZQygg3Lk Say what you like about My Humps or I Gotta Feeling, they weren't quite the cultural sinkhole that their output even a year later was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Say what you like about My Humps or I Gotta Feeling, they weren't quite the cultural sinkhole that their output even a year later was. Disagree - My Humps is one of the most wretched things in existence. Will.i.am as much as admitted it took him about 20 seconds to write and he has made millions of it. Life isn't fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Well I'm certainly not going to defend My Humps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Well I'm certainly not going to defend My Humps. Hey now. I think your humps look just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 You are the whore of Babylon. I shall dance to Brokencyde while Metropolis lay in ruin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Who Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 The songs that those white supremacist parents brainwashed their daughters to sing. (to your answer; not to Prussian Blue songs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 I'll see your BrokeNCYDE and raise you the shittiest band Victory Records has ever signed (which is saying an absolute FUCKTON), Design the Skyline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ Fun fact: the Youtube video for the announcement that Victory signed these talentless scene kids currently has about 800 thumbs-ups and almost 10,000 thumbs-downs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 Well I'm certainly not going to defend My Humps. Hey now. I think your humps look just fine. That zinger deserves more credit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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