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Happy holidays, everyone.

Jordan Peele will be held in the same regard as Carpenter and Cronenberg in twenty years.

Christine: First time viewing. It's arguably one of Carpenter's most underrated films. Films Watched: 79

Into the Spider-Verse: This movie is extremely fucking important. Films Watched: 78

Happy Death Day: Eh, it's alright. Didn't really do much with the concept, if I'll be honest. Films Watched: 77

First reaction: Congrats! Second reaction: oh no he's spread

Twelve Angry Men: It's been fucking ages since I've seen this movie, and my god, it still holds up really well. Films Watched: 76

Resolution: Now that, that's a really great fuckin movie. Films Watched: 75

Premonition: I think this was a bad fuckin movie. Films Watched: 74

Video games are good, folks.

I've recently been playing Demon's Souls, Shadow of the Colossus for the PS4, Hollow Knight and I've been replaying God of War to wrap up the Platinum Trophy. DeS: Going to this after playing through Bloodborne is really interesting, to be honest. I enjoy it, don't get me wrong, but it's very weird, to say the least. There's definitely a lot of shared DNA between these two games, and I wouldn't be surprised if Bloodborne had some initial ties to Boletaria. Shadow of the Colossus: After almost a decade and a half of hype, I'm finally coming to this game after trying to play it on the PS3. And to be honest, I'm torn on it. On the one hand, it's a gorgeous game with a stunning atmosphere and amazing boss battles. However, the controls are still floaty and weird, and the story is too immaterial to really do anything for me. It's a good game, don't get me wrong, but I don't necessarily think it's 'best game ever' or something. Hollow Knight: I've put like 170 hours into this game across PC and PS4, what the fuck do you think I think about this game. God of War: I'm two trophies away from getting the plat, and it generally takes me at least a year to get a plat. For reference, I got this game in August, and I'm currently at 94% trophy completion.

I'm just glad the man's getting paid, to be honest.

Fair warning, there's a lot of disturbing imagery in here, but this is a very good video.

Of Jason X? Incredibly stupid, but very good stupid.

Jason X: I don't know what I expected, to be honest. Films Watched: 73

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I knew of it, and that's what pushed me to watch it in the first place. And, well, I still don't really know how I feel about it now. It's effective, if nothing else.

What have I wrought. Sleepaway Camp: I don't really know how I feel about this film. Films Watched: 72

This movie is extremely special in at least one regard.

Nightbreed: This movie is the pinnacle of everything I want to be in my life: visibly monstrous, queer as hell and a known enemy of the cops. Films Watched: 71

Oh, trust me, I know exactly how stupid and bad that film is. The only good part was Wayne Knight as Micro, in my opinion

Punisher: War Zone: Eh, it's a good way to kill an afternoon. Films Watched: 70

That's a rare sentence.

Mom and Dad: I can't believe in this, the year 2018, Nic Cage is coming back around to being a respectable actor. Films Watched: 69 (nice)

I still have no idea who Zendaya actually is, like in terms of why she's famous.