Cash

NO! NOT THEM!!! I've now seen Breasts... my life is complete and I can now die. honestly though, that's freaking hilarious.

None of the above. The Confederate States of America are the first thing that come to mind for me. Not something that was formed under the guise of racism, but something that was opposing stupid tarrifs being sent down from people who didn't understand the damage they were causing. In terms of causes for the formation of the CSA: Tarrifs > Slavery Slavery was used as a huge rallying point for the North. Most people there didn't care until they heard about the HORRIBLE Southern slave owners. Little did they know that the majority of slave owners in the South were extremely wealthy and treated the slaves pretty well. Another funny thing about the Civil War? Emancipation Proclaimation... Unconstitutional.

This is why people from down here are viewed as idiots. The flag isn't offensive, but stupid people have to constantly shove it in other people's face. Ugh.

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Ever hear for chitlins? I LOVE chilins. Yes, you can be grossed out now.

We don't deep fry everything in the South... just 78.649% of our food.

Santaberg was cut...from the mid-nineties FALCONS. How shitty do you have to be to have THAT happen to you? Vick should win this based on solely that fact. I know he was cut by them. That was before he became Santa Berg though. That's like a +96 mace.

Goldberg Claus wins this one easily.

Ha, here are my best ones... Sell: An engineering book that I bought for $5. Didn't need it anymore (never did in the first place), sold it for 48.50 plus shipping. Yeah, it was a freaking 70 page paperback book. Amazing that some sucker got it. Buy: Murmur Reckoning Reconstruction of the Fables of the Reconstruction Life's Rich Pageant (in original packaging) Document Those are the first five R.E.M. records, from 1983, 84, 85, 86, 87. Got them for... $17

I do the Christmas thing. This year, we're going to my grandmother's house where we'll eat food and open presents, do the church thing, and do some deer hunting. Fun times will be had.

Yeah, I'd be interested, but only because Freddy is my favorite horror guy of all time. I'm worried they'd somehow mess it up though and still give him his humor

Rule suggestions should go in here baby.

Ouch.

You would know. You've had us both. I'm just too big for you.

I just got busy and had severe writer's block. I haven't written anything for DS9 either. I made my roaring comback with a piece for the Pop Cult the other day though. I was just kidding with you, never meant to seriously take a shot at ya or anything. Besides, managing a real life, e-feds and everything else is hard enough to handle as it is. Sorry if you took offense to it. No no no, I didn't take offense to it at all. I just wanted to explain why I have been absent. Don't worry man... I'm really hard to offend usually. Oh, and DJ... Cheap Heat is better than you.

I just got busy and had severe writer's block. I haven't written anything for DS9 either. I made my roaring comback with a piece for the Pop Cult the other day though.

I'm writing something right now! Yoda knows about it already.

Jesus, I wish I had read Yoda's response first, I wouldn't have voted for the Predator.

I demand they make the sequel to Super Mario Bros.!

There isn't one. So you've finally lost faith in Teddyism? Teddy > God. Teddy leads a very non-interfering lifestyle.

There isn't one. Duff the Muff wins.

I think even James will appreciate it.

Talked to Yoda about it the other day, but I just caught a little thing on MTV about it. The house looks horrible and not even like the original. There is even a scene where one of the kids is on the roof in the rain and he hits his dad with an antenne. Dear Hollywood, DIE ! FUCKING GO CHOKE AND DIE YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES. I'm sick of people trying to ruin horror movies with fucking remakes. How long until you actually decide to remake Friday the 13th? I thought that Evil Dead was untouchable, but OH FUCK ME, it isn't. Sometimes, I wonder if you do this just to fuck with our heads. I swore that when Texas Chainsaw Massacre was remade, I would never watch it... well, I got bored a few weeks ago and guess what? The only thing on one of my 250+ channels was TCM. So, I watched it... and it's one of the worst fucking things I have ever seen. The cinematography is shot to fucking hell (the main thing that was so fucking awesome about it), not to mention the whole complete deviation from the original plot. Now, you're doing Evil Dead and Amityville... two that I thought would never be remade. I guess that the next up will be Friday the 13th, The Exorcist, Halloween (there's ANOTHER fucking sequel to this in the works right now... FUCKING JOY! PHT!), and Nightmare on Elm Street. Get a new fucking brain, Hollywood, and start thinking up some original stuff. Not even the stuff that they try and pass off as original is original nowadays. The Grudge... The Ring... JAPANESE BITCHES. I would fucking kill for some good, original horror at this point in time. It seems that is too far out of the scope of your feeble fucking brain though. I HATE YOU AND HOPE THAT YOU DIE AND ROT IN FUCKING HELL OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU BELIEVE IN YOU STUPID LITTLE PUSSY BITCHES. Love, Cash Melville

Somewhere, James' head just exploded.

I mean, duh. Storm doesn't stand a chance against Duff's mutant powers. Storm's head would explode when Duff sang. Simple enough.