A.Logan : If you could be stranded on a desert island with any comic woman in comicdom, who would it be?
Fat DJ : Aquaman.
A.Logan : Aquaman is a guy.
Fat DJ : [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on DJ."
A.Logan : No, he's actually a guy, DJ.
Fat DJ : What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Fat DJ : Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these comics. Oh god.