Mr. Russo, Mrs. Carter... what you've just aired on pay-per-view is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point in your rambling, incoherent program were you even close to anything that could be considered wrestling, storyline progression, or even a rational thought. Every wrestling fan, even those who didn't watch it, is now dumber for it existing. I award you no buys, and may God have mercy on your souls.
P.S.: I spit on your booking.