George W.

I'm sorry, we can't hear you from that far back in the archives.

Great. Googily. Moogily. Is it weird that that image gave me a hard-on?

Why not? Just imagine how great Jim Carrey could be as The Riddler... Wow, that would be... ...wait... ...oh, fuck you, Stavros.

Mine doesn't. It smells like roses. So does my poop, too. Of course you make up for that by having a general aura of smugness that chokes and suffocated all bystanders with its eggy compost aroma. Hey! Most of the people survive.

Mine doesn't. It smells like roses. So does my poop, too.

And all you have to do is transfer your mind and/or soul into his body. Easy-peezy.

I'm sorry, did I say Batman? I meant Preston. Mike, stop trying to be Preston.

Michael, you are not Batman. Stop trying to be Batman.

Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the moon.

There's no way it'll be better than my drinking game for the prequels. Which is to drink as soon as the Lucasfilm logo appears for Episode I and don't stop until you reach A New Hope. Many viewers passed out to give us this game.

Worse than December 2 Dismember?

Is "Saw 8" Carved Out Already?

Thankfully I don't give a fuck about The Expendables. The Expendables will either be the most glorious pure action movie in years or one of most spectacular failures of cinema of all time. Either way, bring popcorn.

In my day, Vampires were hosts of syndicated late night schlock theater.

To be fair, those of us who watched Angel already knew he could sing and play guitar.

Saw XII: The Final Frontier of Pain

Danger! Abort! Abandon ship! Repent! The end is nigh! congrats

I'm sooooooooooo happy that I don't have to watch this shit.

Fixed.

I just got hard. I assume you are referring to your arteries?

Maybe an "In continuity?" shirt?

I didn't realize that numbers went up that high. Happy birthday!

Having read most of the post-ROTJ books, I can atest to the quality of good portion of them. If you're really interested, James, I'd start with the Heir to the Empire trilogy, then go with the Rogue and Wraith Squadron series, and then I, Jedi. New Jedi Order is a interesting concept that falls on it's face near the end, Legacy of the Force is very good up until the last book and is a perfect example of how the prequels should have handled Anakin, and avoid anything by Kevin J. Anderson. On topic, I think Hannah makes an overly-strong but good point about being a new reader in what is essentially a continuing saga of the next generation of Skywalker clan. Jumping in on 20-30 years of continuity will leave many people scratching there heads and turn them off to the book, no matter the quality.

I voted Reed because the only thing less fucktarded and hacky than killing the woman (i.e., refrigerator syndrome) is to kill the smart guy and mope about how he made things better/easier/funner for 6 issues.