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Don't know if anyone cares, but I thought I'd post my new column from today's paper.

I was more thinking about the hot young women, but if you're into something else, be my guest.

I will only care about this - ever - if it's a porn parody. With the original cast from the live-action series.

My God Arnold looks old. Still, that's a fantastic photo.

I thought the first episode was fantastic. My kid and I just loved it. And I think Amon will end up being the child of one of the original Aang crew, probably Bumi, like Stavros mentioned.

Hey, at least he looks conflicted about it.

I think the costumes look very poor there. I don't know if it's the lighting or what, but they look like cheap fabric. And, because I'm anal retentive, it really bugs me that Hawkeye and Cap are just randomly carrying their weapons inside the base when we know the shield fits on his back and the bow can be carried fucking somewhere. I really have problems.

My only question: Why do Kryptonians enjoy visible seams?

I will watch the shit out of this. Once.

Very cool. I may grab a few of these. You know, "for the kids."

This is the best thing, in the history of things: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/02/04/death-and-return-of-superman-max-landis-video/ This is so awesome, that I now want to see "Chronicle," just to give Max Landis money for doing this.

Anyone else read Justice League #5? I have a real problem with a few things:

Shhhh!!! You stop that logic shit because Dan DiDio does NOT want to hear it!

Bryan Cranston? I guess "Breaking Bad" really has totally changed his career.

So in the latest Batgirl: Just one more disappointing "reveal" in the DCnU.

So they're canceling a low-selling war title, and Blackhawks which is almost a war title - to add another war title? (Plus, it's Krul, so it will be terrible.) Very interested in World's Finest, though.

Soooo, she's going to be pretty cool sometimes, but then get interrupted by constant commercials whenever you really want to hear your favorite songs?

See, I love a villain who doesn't get his hands dirty - because he's already kicked all the ass there is. The Kingpin is a perfect example. Say what you will about the character, but the IDEA of the character is that he's a guy who never has to do his own dirty work - but don't underestimate him because he's a motherfucker of a fighter.

Haven't listened yet. But 'The Painted Lady' makes me want to murder things.

Ahhhhh... sexual references... wink wink... nudge nudge... boing!!! Carry on.

Am I the only person who doesn't understand that?

Those descriptions make me... uneasy.

I honestly couldn't agree more. Nah. In DC's mind, if you want to know that above everything else you're just a naysayer who is also a big old meanie.

The Batgirl naysayers aren't upset because it's a character-driven book, but because the story, dialog, and characterization aren't that good. Amen. And I freaking LOVE the Shade book. Definite trade buy if it keeps up like this.

I honestly don't know what to think about that. I commend the idea, and the cause of course, but ... just weird.