Fat DJ

Yes, Uma Thurman, George Clooney, Alicia Silverstone and Arnold Schwartzenegger. All actors with big screen names. 3 of which are substandard. Right, and he strayed from the source in Forever, as well. He is le fuckup when it comes to Batman movies.

Heh, you can't blame the villains (Especially Bane) for the flop of that movie. You're going to have to point the gun at the actors, the casting director, and the director director for that one.

Depending on which version of Clayface you pick, Poison Ivy, Bane, and Mister Freeze are equally outlandish.

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH. :OMG: Spiderman takes on the Taliban!

Indeed, by printing it, you formalize the copyright.

Bullseye doesn't nescassarily have superhuman powers either. Bullseye could be Joe Average with good aim. Batman could be Joe Average with good reflexes. But Daredevil can, so it's a moot point. Do I have to bring up Cain? He's tried to kill Batman before, but missed. Cain never misses. There've been a couple other snipers that have had him in crosshairs from about a quarter mile away, yet they still miss. Batman can dodge the best snipers DC has to offer, what is the big deal about dodging Marvel's best?

Yeah, and Batman hasn't done anything fucking incredible? Fact of the matter is that Bullseye has an incredible talent. Perhaps Batman has an equally incredible talent. Bullseye shouldn't be able to score a fatal hit on Batman because it's what Batman does; not get killed. Fuck, Bullseye shouldn't be able to hit Batman because Batman is prepared for anything. He's dodged bullets before, why not something moving as fast as a bullet? I really fail to see the big difference between the two. After all, there is no documentation concerning Bullseye's mutant abilities. It is entirely possible that he's just as driven as Batman, albeit in a different "art", with no mutant powers whatsoever. If Batman were in the Marvel universe (he'd be better) but more importantly, the same argument for Bullseye's mutant abilities could be made for Batman's, thus negating any genetic advantage between the two. Point being, maybe Bullseye is just a guy that has uncanny aim, through honing it as any normal human being could. On the same coin, Batman could be someone with incredible dodging ability, honing it as any normal human being could.

Batman simply has keen instincts, Then maybe Bullseye only has a good arm. Thus, Batman dodging a toss is no big deal.

True, Batman doesn't have radar sense. But Batman does have that super sense that I like to refer to as "sight" and that negates radar sense.

I'd say the same argument could be made for Batman. It could be said that Batman has a mutant ability of exceptional precognition, and possibly enhanced intelligence, and has honed his body physically.

Yeah, maybe his mutant ability is better sight and arm power and manual dexterity than most humans, and he's honed his accuracy.

Fuck, the guy who plays the Thing in the F4 movie would be a perfect Venom. Fuck fuck fuck.

So, as most of you know, Marvel wanted to make a Man-Thing movie, but when it came out, it sucked. So, they put it straight onto the science network or whatever the channel is on April 30th. So, click this to download the torrent, then you can watch it.

For parents? Normally I just beat them to the door. That failing, I say it's whatever from a friend. I dunno, say you met him a year ago, he moved to wherever and you stayed in touch via IM.

Are you retarded? That's a swank looking system. Too bad it doesn't haven much good going for it.

Fuck, Blue Beetle getting his brains blasted out was a surprise.

Will you be able to make them in summer? Tuition's soon, money is tight.

BATTLE POPE?

She could always be Gwen Stacy in a laboratory accident that turns her into a giant robotic/and or mutagenic horse.

A week from last thursday.

You know full well that's exactly what it'll be.

Captain America. This is what he does. The deck is stacked ridiculously against him, and he still wins. It's just how it works.

Superman really did have a thing with denying people water. Anyway, are these real covers with a few words changed, or what?